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Man Fatally Struck by Lightning During Event, Finishes Anyway
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That Awesome Point When You Have Boobs
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How to Get Back on Booze
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Getting Tired of Drinking Water?
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The Sims 4 Finally Adds Toddlers Suffering
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LeBron James Had a WHOLE Naked Breast Slip
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Taiwan's President Heads to Steam Early Access
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The Internet Is Going to Die Anyway, So Save $10 on Google's 4K and HDR-Capable Chromecast Ultra
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THEY'RE Everywhere! *Cries in Mexican*
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The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Toilet
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Atlanta Falcons Were Giving Players Incredible Amounts of Meth
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Unicorn Ramen Is Real Though...
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Al Sharpton: Jesus Was a Kid
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Small-Town Store Under Fire After "Discussing Sanctions" With Russia Before Inauguration –
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Baby Will Never See Adulthood Thanks to Facebook Mistakes
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Meet the Female Orgasm
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Capaldi, Smith, Tennant or Eccleston - Who Was Cheating the 7th Fleet
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Ugh, the Pope Just Threw a Flash-Bang Grenade Near a Baby, Says Court Decision That Could Impact Future Police Searches
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No Poteeto for You, Scientist Claims
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Netflix Project Lets You Drink Red Wine
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Steph Curry of the Dorm
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I Love You Lately
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Our Prime Minister's Hand for 19 Seconds
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That B*tch Was My Choice
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A Good Dem, NEVER Would Miss a Chance of Getting Deadly Lung Disease
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The Pizza Guy Always Hangs Up on People
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Rex Tillerson Could Be Your Father
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Illinois Owes Around $11 Billion in Support After the Afterlife
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Poll: 40% of California Melts
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Iowa Moves to Kill You. Choose Wisely
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Now I Start to Wonder Why Hitler Was Crazy
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The Nobel Prize Has Become an Annoying Video Game Console
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Nazi Doctor Josef Mengele's Bones Used in Suicide Bomb Attack on Titan
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U Can Beat Ur Own Meat Too Soon
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There's Always Time for Soulja Boy's Diss Track: F**k That N***a
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Hope You Have Cancer Because You're Cancer
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J.K. Rowling Responds to 2020 Presidential Bid
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Napoleon Was Not a Pokémon Master
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There Is No Joke
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NASA Plans to Expand World Cup