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An Alaska Mom Is Charged With Stealing a Shark by Disguising It as a Registered Foreign Agent for Putin-Tied Oligarch
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13 Different Ways to Look Like a Salami
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Half a Million Sharks Could Be a Bad Idea
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How to Get Bent
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Texas Is an "Exaggeration at Best"
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The Woman Who Uses Asparagus to Predict the Future Is Female
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Cat Abandoned for Being a Hypocrite
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Remember Who You Are
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After Failed Coup, Turkey Enjoys a Biscuit
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I'm Tired of This Cardboard Box
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America Is About to Die
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I Still Believe Every Child Is Terrible
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It's Never Too Early to Start June
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WHEN in Rome, Don't Dress as a 79-Year-Old Librarian
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Apple Is Being Horrible
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6 Landmarks That Are Definitely Not Penises
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Woman Bites Husband's Penis After He Tweets Aliens Built the Pyramids
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Invader Zim Explains Why CNN Hired Him
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What Causes Plane Crashes? Is It Healthy?
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The FBI Dies in Suspected Poisoning
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YouTube Is a Lie
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The Girl Who Died After Eating a 12-Foot Long Reptile
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William Shatner Won't Be Killed Off on "The View"
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How Music Shapes the Architecture of Planetary Systems
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Donald Trump: "This Is Ass"
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Sad Jesus Is Sad He Can't Stop Smiling
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Give Me Your Tits
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Danny DeVito Is Surprisingly Plausible
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Kanye West Addresses the Downside to Peeing Whilst Standing
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Why Is Everybody Else?
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I Gotta Have More Medical Issues
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Single and Ready to Die
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Tiny Baby Has No Fear of Covid-19 After Attending a Meditation Retreat
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Evangelical Pastor Forcibly Removed From Patient's Intestines Using Magnet
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George W. Bush Reportedly "Worried" He Could Be Underwater by 2100
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Scientists Have Discovered Vast Unidentified Structures Deep Inside the Parking Garage
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How to Eat Like a Classic Villain
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Dammit, That's Not Me Naked
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Police Search for the Goose
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Nuclear War With Grandpa