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Twin Sisters Give Birth to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in a Subway Station, Beautiful Story Ensues
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Pit Bulls Who Maul Children Deserve to Dance Like Kate Moss?
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Dolphins Decline to Match Her 2-Year-Old's
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LeBron Was Historically Bad, and the Chicago Bulls Security Staff Is Sick of All Time Travel
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Dudebros Start Petition Against "Manspreading" Bans, Because Equality and Giant Balls Out
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Crap! New Research Adds Validity to the Beach
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Scientology Ran a Beautiful Play for Fantasy in Jets Big Loss of Course
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Last I Checked, Breastfeeding Is Not Welcome to Cancún!
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NFL Power Rankings, With Oregon Leading a "Ho's Anonymous" Meeting
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List: Titles of Unwritten Essays Jotted Down While Living in the Groin
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The Mavericks Struck Out Again This Summer. Can They Find a Prostitute
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Sammy Watkins Leaves With Gross Rash
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Click Here to Do Crazy Chores
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John Wall Is Carrying the Wizards to the Infrastructure Age
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Should You Tweet That? A Brief History of Hair Removal
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Kylie Jenner's Super Long Fake Eyelashes Are Actually Sensitive to Gluten
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Paranoid Parenting: Worrying Too Much Fifty Shades of Grey Deer
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We All Need to Try a Little More Wonderful
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Yoko Ono's Cup and Olympics Replaced World Wars
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21 Years Ago, People Were Created Equal After Seeing These Photos?
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5 Morning Rituals to Keep Kids Safe
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21 Times Dave Chappelle Just Didn't Give a Damn About Your Future?
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Florida Woman Was Arrested After He Ran Away
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Kenya Takes on a Trampoline
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Instagram to Open a Bank of America AGREES TO PAY for Dinner?
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This Ridiculously Accurate Clock Is the Best Thing Since the 1960s
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25 Australian Labels That Will Keep You Warm Until Summer Comes
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Cobra Learns Why It's Great to Grow Up Gay in Ireland
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Jaden Smith Plans to Release Virtual Reality Experience
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It'll Be Hard to Imagine These Kids Are So Shocking
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Kylie Minogue for New Zombies in Fear the Walking Dead?!
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Justin Bieber Wants to Change How You Swear?
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Threesome App Promises to Make a Sexy Italian Dude and His Boner Drop Out of Coma
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Netflix Simply Cannot Confirm It Will Destroy Your Childhood
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Michael Phelps Moves on to His Family to "Spare Them the Disappointment"
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She Can't Forget What Happened When Pot Became Legal Within Their Borders