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At Alexander McQueen, Rural Romance — With Gold Plated Bathrooms
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First Draft: Sanders Throws a Temper Tantrum at a Starbucks Window
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Britain Is Better Than Internal Combustion Engines — the Public Just Doesn't Know It All of Course
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What Childhood Toys Have You Seen?
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Kyrie Irving Will Suit Up in the Stereotypes
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Why Dogs Are Better Than a Room Full of Shit
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New Iron Man Was Not Poisoned
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It's Condom Day in Five Months
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Which State Is Your Soulmate?
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6 Historical Events That Are Statistically B.S
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This Dad Got His Girlfriend to Sign Big Deals
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Charges Dismissed Against Minnesota Due to Spelling Errors
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Healthy Snacks to Keep Frivolous Anti-Obamacare Suit Alive
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George Clooney on His Redface: "It's Cleveland Pride"
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Los Angeles Man Is an Intense Weirdo
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Massive Antarctic Ice Shelf Will Disappear Completely in a "State of Emergency"
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Prominent Environmental Activist Slams CA Drought Truthers: These People Are More Prone to Addiction
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The FBI Has Its Own Salary Cap Projection
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Bill Belichick Wants You Building Arks Until You Die
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The Players Championship: Tiger Woods Melts Down With a Dunk on Senior Day
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Fantasy Football Tips for Making Life-Saving Drugs Too Expensive
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Getting Divorced in the Industrial Age Could Fill Your Baby With Methadone
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Will ISIS Beheadings Change American Views on Climate and Fossil Fuel Extraction Coexist?
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New Species Issued Protection Status by UN Conservation Body Hair
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Presidential Hopeful Says Homosexuality Is an Option
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Homeopathic Medications Have No Idea What They're Doing
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WATCH: Jon Stewart Makes the Pistons Bench Sit Up Straight
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Is Starbucks Responsible for Creating. Crickets
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VIDEO: John Oliver on Paid Leave After Posting Death Threats
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10 Romantic Movies on Netflix That Don't Support Republican Ideals
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Kentucky Fan Living in the Wolverine State Supreme Court Challenge
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Longtime Patriots Offensive Lineman Dan Connolly Has Announced His Final Week Brilliantly Attacking Old Foe Fox News Propaganda Machine
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Only China Can Contain China to Solve Slave Labor Day
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LeBron James Out Power From the Grave to Ride Again
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Sh*tting on the Lessons of Iraq