Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

typhoonjim

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	6 New Kinds of Missing New Yorker
2	2 Vote	Woman Reads Her Awesome Tattoos
2	2 Vote	New Fat-Hugging Jerseys Are Destroying the Universe
2	2 Vote	Jon Stewart Is Back, Bitches
2	2 Vote	Why Game Developers Keep Getting Into Random Cars Thinking They're Ubers
2	2 Vote	Paul Ryan Likes AC/DC and Wants a Snack
2	2 Vote	The 72 Virgins Are a Lot in Bad Words
2	2 Vote	22 British Castles That Are Full of S#!%
2	2 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church's Plans to Wear a Hitler Mustache in America
2	2 Vote	Watch the Dick-Joke Filled First Trailer for Quentin Tarantino's Gay Revenge Fantasy
2	2 Vote	Zach Braff Pretended He Got a Promotion
2	2 Vote	This Hilarious Video Perfectly Captures the Hooked and Homeless
3	3 Vote	Smoking Potent "skunk" Weed Can Cause Fetal Defects
252	252 Vote	Get the Fuck Up? 1	1
2	2 Vote	Seven Things You Should Have Ended
2	2 Vote	This Kid's Nintendo Rejection Letter Is Truly Inspirational
2	2 Vote	Bank Customer Arrested for Committing a Lewd Act
2	2 Vote	Nate Diaz Is Trying to Kill Ex-Girlfriend
139	139 Vote	New York City Has Become a F**kboy.....
7	7 Vote	This NBA Star Wants You to Kill Gays
71	71 Vote	17 Stars Who Survived Shit That Would Make Mr. Rogers Cry
72	72 Vote	Everyone Has One Trillion Hit Points
86	86 Vote	The Joker Confirmed to Exist
52	52 Vote	Where and When to Wear 3D-Printed Shoes
76	76 Vote	We Tried to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
152	152 Vote	They Called Him Pork Chop. He Took That Pain
320	320 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are a Terrible Friend 1	1
375	375 Vote	Yes... Yes... I Am Death 1	1
36	36 Vote	Watch 8 Minutes of Silence
136	136 Vote	Oh, Look. It's a Miracle
254	254 Vote	Sh*t, I'm Going to Prison 1	1
8	8 Vote	ALF Is Getting "Ugly and Fat"
7	7 Vote	Even Millionaires Have to Deal With Evil Conspiracies
8	8 Vote	Chairman of the Apocalypse
9	9 Vote	Human, Why Do Girls Do This? -_- 1	1
8	8 Vote	Iowa: A Place Most People Will Become Strippers
8	8 Vote	Old People Reacting to Magic Tricks Is Just Dry Humping a Corpse
5	5 Vote	Pippi Longstocking Sex Tape Partner Gets Screwed in Bankruptcy
5	5 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Rule the Realm
83	83 Vote	I'm Really Close With My Vagina