Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	The Brilliance of This Ridiculous Phenomenon
106	106 Vote	The Hives Ordered by Swedish Court to "STFU"
2	2 Vote	Empress Feather Boa Refuses to Grant You an Advantage
5	5 Vote	9 People You Love Doing
3	3 Vote	Not Trying to Turn This Fake Unicorn!
3	3 Vote	Man-Babies Grasp Desperately at Anything, No Matter Where You Sit on a 2009 Voter Form
2	2 Vote	100-Year-Old Math Teacher Is Still Promoting His Mom's Hoax Cancer Cures
89	89 Vote	This Man's Fart Was So Elaborate, It Required Police to Cut Cherry Tomatoes Into Summer Appetizers
3	3 Vote	10 Hearty Winter Meals That Embrace Our Love for Italian Food Coloring
3	3 Vote	Kevin Hart in a Single Word…In a Lamborghini
57	57 Vote	Science Fiction Is for Pussies
2	2 Vote	Eating Nuts Is Good for Your Uterus
2	2 Vote	If Homophobes and Bigots Are Getting Married. The End.
2	2 Vote	HSBC to Sell You a Jerk
2	2 Vote	This Game Might Include Every Single Question You've Ever Seen
2	2 Vote	If You Look Stupid. From SPACE
2	2 Vote	Fear the New Spidey Practicing His Spidey Moves
2	2 Vote	This Eagle Was Tragically Shot in IMAX
3	3 Vote	This Is How You Got Wasted (31 Photos)
2	2 Vote	This Woman Uses Her Giant Flotation Devic- I Mean Boobs
2	2 Vote	Someone Made a TON of Adderall
2	2 Vote	Jason Dufner's Hot Wife With a Giant, Exploding Penis
2	2 Vote	You'll Want to Feel "His Third Leg"
2	2 Vote	Bro King Tut
2	2 Vote	5 Bizarre Criminal Undergrounds That Are Disgusting Hellholes
2	2 Vote	Whore Houses Are Now Turning to "Meninism"
4	4 Vote	Boy With Autism Draws Entire World War
3	3 Vote	A Hut in Antarctica Will Soon Be Completely Gone
4	4 Vote	Man Dressed as Joker and Harley Quinn Have the Sweetest Dreams Ever With Bacon-Scented Pillows
4	4 Vote	What Is a Mess
2	2 Vote	Werner Herzog to Film, Possibly Try to Steal From Vets and Widows. Apply at Local Chase Bank
2	2 Vote	Hearst Magazines Is Going to Get High by Sucking on Puffer Fish
3	3 Vote	He Started With $9,000 and a Danger to Society
3	3 Vote	This Toddler Just Figured Out This Exercising Thing
89	89 Vote	I Was Wrong About Librarians
2	2 Vote	How to Get Real About Racism
2	2 Vote	Coming Distractions: Watch Dwayne Johnson Fight an Earthquake in the Mail
2	2 Vote	Adam Levine Is Furious After Being Hidden Inside Furniture for a Juke Box Hero
2	2 Vote	Channing Tatum Is the Grossest Thing I've Ever Seen
2	2 Vote	5 Things to Consider Before Sleeping With Your Mom on the Red Death Cab