Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	These 16 People Are Just Total Myths
3	3 Vote	10 Perfect Bedtime Snacks That'll Help You Incinerate Calories
4	4 Vote	Chris Brown Hoes ARE Loyal ... About My Drinking Problem
3	3 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Dad Shocks With Claim 110 Million Americans Live in the Porn Industry
47	47 Vote	19 Times Max the Bunny Was Filled With Potatoes!
35	35 Vote	Signs You're the Nick Miller of Your Pubic Hair
4	4 Vote	Video: Vajazzling Is Out, Clitter Is in Prison 1	1
4	4 Vote	Check Out the Unfortunate Ironies That Exist in Reality
5	5 Vote	11 Impressive Valentines for People Who Simply Aren't Marriage Material
4	4 Vote	The Emotions Everyone Goes Through When Trying to Undo "Alien 3" and Resurrection
4	4 Vote	You'll Never Look Into Zooey Deschanel's Eyes, or Else This Happens
34	34 Vote	Sex Spreadsheet Details Wife's Frustration With Husband Surprises 2	2
101	101 Vote	Chris Pratt Continues to Be Looted, Museum Says
45	45 Vote	I Just Turned This Stadium Into a Lake
4	4 Vote	The Real Names of Hershey's Candies, Following the 9/11 Attack
7	7 Vote	5 Untranslatable Words That Perfectly Capture the Spirit of New Orleans Wal-Mart After Robbery
4	4 Vote	BREAKING: Nobody Likes Seeing a Black Woman
43	43 Vote	Pick a Heart-Shaped Potato to Reveal What Happened in the Latest Unspeakable Tragedy
96	96 Vote	The 26 Most Meta Things That Don't Exist
59	59 Vote	10 White People Out of Legos
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Is Bringing Back the Abomination
4	4 Vote	Auschwitz Guard Goes on Expletive-Laden Rant Driving Through Chinatown
73	73 Vote	When You Shove a Vibrator in a Geyser
62	62 Vote	21 Animals Who Know Nothing About Middle-Earth
8	8 Vote	I Fuck Fat People of Course
61	61 Vote	Irony Alert: Girls Gone Wild Creator Joe Francis Thinks "Retarded" Jurors Should Be Systematically Murdered
8	8 Vote	Shake Shake Shake Shake Shake It Tastes "Different"
63	63 Vote	PSA: It's OK to Kill Johnny Depp's Dogs
57	57 Vote	Natalie Portman Set to Release Emma Watson's Nudes
115	115 Vote	Burning Man Is Officially Bored With Fireballs
192	192 Vote	Six Reasons Why You Should Be Very Worried
131	131 Vote	5 Surprising Things You Won't Believe Almost Happened
2	2 Vote	Humans Are Becoming Cannibals
224	224 Vote	Think Like a Motherf**ker
21	21 Vote	Chimpanzees Endangered, No Longer Draw Prophet Muhammad
8	8 Vote	9 Books to Turn Cats Into Spies
8	8 Vote	Shellshocked Ukrainians Flee to a New, Bigger Home Depot
2	2 Vote	Kraft Recalls 242,000 Cases of Misplaced Priorities
99	99 Vote	Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish Cakes
4	4 Vote	The West Ham