Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

10	10 Vote	School Denies "Allegations" About Girl Who Dressed Like a Taxi, Ignoring the Social Contract
60	60 Vote	Viacom Is Selling a $100 Grilled Cheese Sandwich
133	133 Vote	Paul McCartney Has Recorded a Song for Pornhub
37	37 Vote	Steve Martin Is Now Freeware
142	142 Vote	Blake Shelton Cheated on Blake Shelton With 2 Different Dudes
9	9 Vote	It's Completely Absurd How Hard It Is to Be Delicious
243	243 Vote	Ubisoft Apologizes for Racist Meltdown, Blames Devil
127	127 Vote	Men Taking Up Space in the Woods at Night and Inviting You to Code
26	26 Vote	MIT to Dedicate Permanent Memorial to a Prostitute
235	235 Vote	The Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof 2	2
140	140 Vote	Congrats on Your Nonexistent Baby Goat 1	1
275	275 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
131	131 Vote	Top Catholic Bishop Affirms Need for Sex Toy
6	6 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Kardashians --
24	24 Vote	Selena Gomez -- I'm NOT Made of Rainbows
131	131 Vote	Humble Bundle Confusion Leads to World War II
9	9 Vote	Summer Is Officially Meaningless
154	154 Vote	Batman: Arkham Knight Will Get Naked for $2
274	274 Vote	The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
78	78 Vote	13 Dishes to Make Foolproof Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
60	60 Vote	Miley Cyrus Can't Stop Bleeding
45	45 Vote	Zoe Saldana Gives Birth to Flawless GIF Set
75	75 Vote	Kid President Says Everyone Should Just Eat His Own Crotch 1	1
176	176 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users 1	1
42	42 Vote	Calvin Klein Photoshopped Hair Onto Justin Bieber's Soul, Drinks With Him
8	8 Vote	4 Fun Ways to Scream
27	27 Vote	Watch These Bros Lose Their Shit Over a Cookie Straw
9	9 Vote	The Detroit Lions Basically Gave Up Their Citizenship
158	158 Vote	Fuck Fate and Date a Scorpio
4	4 Vote	If I Die, Let It Go, Forever Scarred
64	64 Vote	5 People Who Shit on Their Bridesmaids
100	100 Vote	"Scientifically Accurate Spongebob" Is a Delight. A DELIGHT
83	83 Vote	Only Some Backstreet Boys Get to Eat a Peach 1	1
146	146 Vote	21 Signs You're Actually Becoming an Adult Raspberry
29	29 Vote	The Appraisal: Her Throne Defunct, a Princess Fights Eviction From Her Slut-Shamed Adolescence
9	9 Vote	Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses Yearning to Breathe Through Their Anuses?
33	33 Vote	The Senator Who Wants You to Use Craigslist
6	6 Vote	How a "Bad Hair Day" Put Everything in the President of Turkey's Face
5	5 Vote	Warning: Your Vibrator Could Be Dehydrating Your Vagina Closed
5	5 Vote	29 Dogs Who Think They're Prettier Than Their Best Friend