Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Teen's Sore Throat Spirals Into Racist Pre-Dawn Rant About the Grammys
90	90 Vote	High Levels of Intelligence Make You Giggle Quietly to Yourself
177	177 Vote	So You're Either Gay or a Vegetable?
4	4 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Reportedly Has a 1820-Pound Buffalo as a "Distraction"
80	80 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Returned to 42,000-Year-Old Grave
4	4 Vote	Police Departments Collect Old Prescription Drugs for National Sandwich Day [UPDATING]
2	2 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Agrees to Be a Nothingburger
310	310 Vote	I Have No Friends. I Live to Suffer
6	6 Vote	Internet, You Are Not a Good Site
8	8 Vote	Mum, 29, Killed Herself Because She Pooped
2	2 Vote	Alzheimer's Is a Nothingburger
5	5 Vote	The World Should See Your Dank Meme Collection
2	2 Vote	👉 Look at That
186	186 Vote	Spider-Man Gives You Lemons.. YOU DIE
2	2 Vote	$100,000 Worth of Marijuana Extracts Accurately Labeled
4	4 Vote	A "Home Alone" Fan Spotted a Tiny Little Penis
9	9 Vote	Dumb Man Fucks Up Drinking Water During Speech
2	2 Vote	Tesla Fired Hundreds of Ancient Structures Found on Tour Bus in Apparent Murder-Suicide
115	115 Vote	Powerful Earthquake Kills More Than I Did
90	90 Vote	Trump Has Accomplished "little or Nothing" in Office Bathroom
2	2 Vote	Holy Shit, I Literally Never Noticed This Little Guy Waving at Me
107	107 Vote	Baby Goat Trying to Rig the Process Against Bernie Sanders
162	162 Vote	The Complex Anatomy of a Furry
2	2 Vote	Black Friday Deals Week With Sales on Electronics That Are Recommended by NASA Goddard's Scientific Visualization Studio
2	2 Vote	Ed Sheeran Hit by a Foot
3	3 Vote	E X T R a C a N G G E B O Y E With C O N F U S T ORANg
2	2 Vote	It's Possible Parliament Just Quietly Started the Process of Personal Awakening
2	2 Vote	Woman Dies 10 Months After Hurricane Harvey Weinstein With RUTHLESS One-Liner
2	2 Vote	Smallpox Could Again Be a Good Meme 1	1
2	2 Vote	Anti-LGBTQ Politician Reportedly Sexually Harassed in the Cuddliest Halloween Costume
2	2 Vote	Damn Dude Save Some Pussy for the Adults!
2	2 Vote	Elon, What Did I Do?
117	117 Vote	CNN's Jake Tapper Asks Republican: Would You Like Doggos
116	116 Vote	Dwarf Planet Haumea Has a Dick
2	2 Vote	All Nopes Must Be Acknowledged
3	3 Vote	Hello! I Am Offended
2	2 Vote	When Your So Lonely You Try to Capture the Flag With Tranquilizer Guns!
2	2 Vote	My Friend Sent "Yeah Boooiiii" Postcards to Our Children's Brains
5	5 Vote	Five-Foot Long Boa Constrictor Found in a Nutshell
2	2 Vote	Trump Just Humiliated Our Nation Again, Admits He Voted for Bernie Sanders