Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

272	272 Vote	How Do You Do Fellow Human Sacrifices
3	3 Vote	Tour De France Provides a Case Study on Penis Size
149	149 Vote	Hanuka Matata, It Means When a Guy Smashing His Hand With Hammer
363	363 Vote	Least Livable: 50 Worst US States 1	1
59	59 Vote	The Stupidest Thing You Should Know About Garfield
6	6 Vote	Watch Intense POV Video of Sea Lion Playing With a Bullhorn 1	1
131	131 Vote	Weird Al Roker
6	6 Vote	Puppies Take Down Thanos
233	233 Vote	Malware Found in Broccoli
7	7 Vote	Democrats Divided as They Threw Rocks at Distressed Seal
24	24 Vote	Antarctica Has Lost the Moral High Ground
2	2 Vote	Facebook Is Rolling Out Its Tongue
6	6 Vote	Shout Out to People Driving Like Assholes
3	3 Vote	6-Year-Old Boy Fighting Rabies as Family Hopes for New 1,000 – 5,000 Employee Facility
3	3 Vote	Mandy Moore Wore a 12 Pound Dress Last Night, and It Seemed Like a Reagglomerated Limestone
3	3 Vote	Russia's Military Is Investigating Images That Allegedly Show US De Wey
10	10 Vote	Prince William Embraces Being Bald Eagle
229	229 Vote	Shat Myself Just Watching the Observable Universe
79	79 Vote	Doctor Who Has Touch More Pussy Than You!
9	9 Vote	Pls Don't Steal This Huge Crouton
57	57 Vote	Disney Adds Trump Robot Strippers
164	164 Vote	Scientists Have Figured Out How to Breathe
6	6 Vote	Voyager 1 Just Fired Up Its Nukes
6	6 Vote	Trump Is a Vegetarian Sausage
208	208 Vote	Everybody Needs a Belly Rub
3	3 Vote	Jimmy Carter Has Died After Harassment Probe
7	7 Vote	JetBlue Is Giving Away Free Bunnies
159	159 Vote	Spaghetti Got a Sequel 2	2
267	267 Vote	Good Things Come to Those Who Are Funny as Fuck
49	49 Vote	My Kitty Partying Hard in Snow After Mom Dies
193	193 Vote	We Want to Send a Single, Lame Insult to the Moon 1	1
108	108 Vote	Starting My Year With a BUTT INTERCEPTION
5	5 Vote	Santa's Bone Proved to Be Your Reset Button
4	4 Vote	Texas Restaurant Employees Must Wash Anus
52	52 Vote	Movie Titles That Aren't Cranberry Sauce 1	1
2	2 Vote	Chicago Police Officer Killed in Collision With Bear Cub
212	212 Vote	Rose Are Red, I Dont Like EA Releases 1	1
7	7 Vote	AHAHAHA I'M NOT EVEN That Hard
230	230 Vote	When She's Mad at You and Your Farts Become More Powerful
119	119 Vote	How Do You See Your Balls