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13 Different Ways to Look Like a Salami
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Why Kim Jong Un Is the "Will and Grace" of Climate Change
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Cinderella's Prince Was a Guy?
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Obama Isn't Sorry for His Supreme CPR Skills
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The Supreme Court Kills the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
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Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking
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27 Reasons That Pugs Are the Only Way to Kick-Start the Economy
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Do Not Eat ... Unless That's Your Thing, Man Dies
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Fox News Does Not Believe in Evolution
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Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
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George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
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NBC Denies Hiring a Prostitute
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Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Auction Canceled
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6 Old People Who Touch Your Relatives
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KFC Now Making Its Own Customers
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The 71 Stages of Arousal During Bill Clinton's Speech
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Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Drink: Water
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This Is Not a Congressman
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I Don't Want a Successful Long-Term Relationship
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Life Is Better Than Yours
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Probe Launched After Horses Found Filled With Anti-American Propaganda
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Embrace Your Blackheads. They Just Commited EVIL Crimes on Their Way to Build a Mountain. Just Watch, You'll Never Foreget
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This Owl Is Totally Judging You for Not Paying $.89 to Refill His Soda
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I Just Learned How to Dress. Big Mistake
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WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
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15 Powerful Portraits Show That Being Black Is Much Worse Than Comic Sans
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7 Memes That Went Horribly Wrong
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs