Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
122	122 Vote	30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
87	87 Vote	Naked Crowd Surfer at Kings of Leon Show Invited to Speak at MLK Event
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
44	44 Vote	God Is in Critical Condition 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
61	61 Vote	Horrific Footage of Ronald McDonald
50	50 Vote	Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
7	7 Vote	Newspaper Memo Demands Staff Stop Wrecking Babies Genitals
84	84 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Your Life?
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
224	224 Vote	Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
116	116 Vote	Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
190	190 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Yale and Won't Use the N Word Anymore
116	116 Vote	Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
387	387 Vote	Nintendo Unveils the iPhone 1	1