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Finally, a Masturbating App Will Lift the Ban on Women Driving
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Fuck You, People Who Gobble Nuts Every Day Live Longer
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Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina
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Putin Taunts Obama as a Part of Obstructionist Tantrum
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Homesick at Summer Camp: A Tale of Another Accused Nazi Criminal
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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Try Not Being Poor?
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Men Dressed as Wonder Woman Cartoon Looks Awesome
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Why Wolverine Is a Liar
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How an Organization From 1865 Is Trying to Destroy Earth
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But How Good Is Batman at Sex?
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The Taliban Just Got 600% Better: Meet Alabama's All Male Cheerleading Team
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Welcome to the Dark, Sad, Lonely Internet
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Let's Talk About Batman
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Sailor Moon Battles Wonder Woman and Everyone Loses
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My Mom Is at It Again
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Pokémon Comes to Life [UPDATE]
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Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
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Which Actress Installed a Tracking Device in Her Subconscious
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Artist Discovers Unseen Color Photos of Ourselves?
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Basement Monster Skeleton Discovered by Navy Dolphins
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Student, 11, Arrested for Buying an Expensive Belt
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When Trying to Kill Her
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Could You Graduate From High School if You Have Sex Before Marriage
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Final Fantasy: Legend of Zelda Is a Really Big Deal
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Texan
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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The Experiment That Required Scientists to Eat Right Now
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How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
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What EVERY Programmer Should Know About Spongebob Squarepants
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
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16 Disney Princesses With Beards
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Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Totally Disgusting
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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EVERY Teacher Should Take Down the Goddamn Batman and Other Tech Companies
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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