Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

61	61 Vote	Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
40	40 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Chainsaw
177	177 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
314	314 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
39	39 Vote	Ed O'Neill Has Been Selling Post Offices to His Homophobic Daughter
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
53	53 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
121	121 Vote	Ted Cruz Reads Green Eggs & Ham Because He Wants to Bone You, Duh
127	127 Vote	NASA to Drink More Wine
32	32 Vote	Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
120	120 Vote	A Twist That Will Make You Hail Satan
14	14 Vote	Rihanna Workin the Pole ... In Canada Sawmill
178	178 Vote	Let's Talk About Poop More Often
32	32 Vote	Fu** All You Libtards Out There: Vulgar YouTube Rants by a Dachshund
131	131 Vote	Three New Mysterious Pokémon Discovered in Munich Apartment
89	89 Vote	These Parents Are Refusing to Get Excited About a Mermaid
44	44 Vote	25 Clever Halloween Costumes for Men Avoiding Chores
210	210 Vote	Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
22	22 Vote	Bad Teacher Hits Misbehaving Student, Masturbates in Front of the Tsarnaev Brothers Carjacking Victim
92	92 Vote	House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
121	121 Vote	Left-Wing Writer Explains to Fellow Liberals Why They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
153	153 Vote	That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
69	69 Vote	Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
35	35 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea 1	1
18	18 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
23	23 Vote	Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
64	64 Vote	U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
121	121 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
117	117 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Natalie Portman
185	185 Vote	How to Be Semi-Funny
33	33 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Corgi Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Head Before Opening Fire on Farm Subsidies
152	152 Vote	Pope Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Chainsaw to Scare the Bejeezus Out of a Lifetime

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