Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

156	156 Vote	How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
99	99 Vote	Baby Dies After Pulling Three All-Nighters
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
93	93 Vote	The Lady's Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating
299	299 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
48	48 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?
165	165 Vote	Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
100	100 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
202	202 Vote	Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
132	132 Vote	Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
156	156 Vote	Great Movies, as Seen Through a Submarine Periscope
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
193	193 Vote	Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself 1	1
224	224 Vote	Homophobes Offended by Intellectuals
95	95 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
63	63 Vote	Tylenol Found to Contain Horse Meat
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
124	124 Vote	Justin Bieber SICKENED by Nerve Gas After Opening Box Labeled "Pandora"
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
28	28 Vote	Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
132	132 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
119	119 Vote	"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
148	148 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
327	327 Vote	Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
72	72 Vote	The Three Biggest Lies About Celery
24	24 Vote	I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
300	300 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
125	125 Vote	Pope Francis Set to Be Mauled by Bears in the Streets
45	45 Vote	Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Marathon Bombers
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count

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