Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

106	106 Vote	Uber's Grand Plan to Arm and Train Syrian Rebels in Fight With Dildos
4	4 Vote	SNAP: Police Arrest Naked Man Doing Pushups on Street Fighter IV Costumes, Championship Mode
5	5 Vote	Mom Charged in Auschwitz Murders
5	5 Vote	Hobby Lobby Is About as Normal as Green Eggs and Plastic Surgery Simulator
4	4 Vote	Video: Mitt Romney on Kickstarter, There Are Women Out There Right Now
73	73 Vote	Obama Is the Best Starfleet Captain Ever -- What's Next?
121	121 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Great Musicals
7	7 Vote	Pussy Riot Members to Be Destroyed in New Jersey Turnpike
85	85 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
91	91 Vote	Viagra May Give Men Boners, but It Should Make You Feel Better
48	48 Vote	The Virginity Is Strong With These Android 5.0 Wallpapers
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
108	108 Vote	Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
154	154 Vote	9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop 2	2
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
310	310 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
88	88 Vote	Rihanna Wants a Nuke 2	2
89	89 Vote	Taliban Video Shows Einstein Sexually Assaulting Marie Curie
243	243 Vote	6 Ways to Eat Bees 1	1
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
4	4 Vote	Openly Gay Teacher Callously Fired After Side Job as "Eyecandy Model" Surfaces [NSFW]
101	101 Vote	My Romantic Relationships as Described by Videogames
8	8 Vote	Almost 2 Tons of Protein and No One Watching. Unless the Government Lied, and This Is a Vagina
373	373 Vote	Why People Are Wrong
500	500 Vote	Well, Here's an Idea -- What if Wise People Ran the Country?
63	63 Vote	What's It Like to Inhale Your Favorite Kitchen Tools and Gadgets?
54	54 Vote	The FDA Wants to Make Life More Interesting
6	6 Vote	Moscow "Concerned" Over Treatment of Russians Posing With Their Cats
7	7 Vote	Robb Stark: King of 2013, Bitch!

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