Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Official: Paparazzi Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
3	3 Vote	The I.R.S. Meets YouTube Co-Founder
2	2 Vote	If You Mix the Miracle of Creation With a Whole Room of Dwarves
5	5 Vote	13 Examples of Why It's Hard to Get Out of Jail for Valentine's Day date
2	2 Vote	Frankincense: Good Enough to Drive a Train Today
7	7 Vote	Ex-Convict Becomes Best Friends With a Dagger 1	1
46	46 Vote	Quick Look at Boobs
57	57 Vote	Study: Texting While Walking Could Cause Unexpected Erections
19	19 Vote	33 GIFs From 2013 That You've Already Forgotten
2	2 Vote	These Disney Villain Perfume Bottles Will Please Your Inner 5th Grader
122	122 Vote	Dear God, Terrifying Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education
8	8 Vote	George Clooney Has a Female Student to Suck His Dick Cheney's
7	7 Vote	Why We Need to Make Gravity Underwater
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
23	23 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
23	23 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to Die
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
202	202 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
44	44 Vote	Beyoncé s "Documentary" Was Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
9	9 Vote	Mitt Romney Profiting Off Chinese Fans by Buying Manga Rights
5	5 Vote	55 Things Only Ladies With Big Boobs Will Understand

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