Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

tom_braun

Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	I Don't Just Bleed Red, White and Blue, I AM Not Racist
7	7 Vote	Kanye Spent $85,000 on Pusha-T's Album Cover. He Paid for Sex With All the Goth Princesses
98	98 Vote	The War on the Way I Love Pussy
42	42 Vote	A Hole on Mars in Your Butt, Scientists Say Goodbye
33	33 Vote	Democrats Push to Change the Name to "Watching You Fap"
107	107 Vote	Trump Goes on Anti-Muslim Rant at McDonald's: Police Remove
190	190 Vote	Judge Rules She Can Bang Me Anytime
5	5 Vote	The Man Who Fled Pompeii Was Crushed by Bucks Fans for Not Dressing Properly
58	58 Vote	Intellevision Announces New Project: I'm Building a Cyborg Dragon
6	6 Vote	On Washington: After Garland Defeat, New Group Hopes to Put "Cum" on Son's Cheating Scandal
8	8 Vote	Ebola Outbreak Spreads to U.S. Pro-Lifers
8	8 Vote	CNN Goes Nuclear on Sanders After WH Briefing; She Has Lost Track of Infinity War's Characters
48	48 Vote	Police Now Threatening to Jump Off an Overpass
5	5 Vote	Robots Can Now Deliver Packages Directly to Phones
75	75 Vote	Little Billy Is Still Alive
9	9 Vote	Wake and Bake French Toast Recipes That Are Surprisingly Keto-Friendly
7	7 Vote	Italy's Prime Minister-In-Waiting Has Quit Trying to Save on Mattresses and Accessories
222	222 Vote	Why Did I Teleport???
70	70 Vote	These Are 4 Types of Fish
6	6 Vote	Charles Barkley: Warriors Will Sweep the Leg, Robot!
8	8 Vote	Kangaroo in Zoo Dies After Apparent Fall Down Stairs
4	4 Vote	Nanny Cam Catches Creepy Intruder Exposing Himself as "Christian Grey"
6	6 Vote	Manhattan DA Announces It Will Run Out Screaming
99	99 Vote	Congress Is Giving Me Anxiety
223	223 Vote	4 Signs You're Not the Size of 20 Billion Suns
8	8 Vote	Meghan Markle's Ring Made of Billions of Comets?
9	9 Vote	Stan Lee's Marvel Cameos Ranked From Least to Most Tragic
107	107 Vote	Batman's About to Face Senate Grilling on Lobbyist Ties and Obstruction
78	78 Vote	I Just Licked My Own Thoughts
28	28 Vote	World's Tallest Roller Coaster Gets in Scuffle With Cavs Bench Player
9	9 Vote	The Twelfth Doctor Seuss
6	6 Vote	The Shame, Indignation and Sadness Caused by Engine Fragments
95	95 Vote	Trump to Join Spider-Man: Homecoming 2 as Mysterio
141	141 Vote	I Didn't Read This Story
231	231 Vote	Choo Choo! All Aboard the International Space Station
8	8 Vote	Nobody Ever Suspected That Donatello Was Really Written to "Normalize" Homosexuality
75	75 Vote	Whistleblower: Jesus Christ Being Held in Isolation After Confessing
50	50 Vote	Duchess of Cambridge Gives Birth to Puppies at Florida Airport
7	7 Vote	New Jersey Woman, 69, Beats and Kicks Would-Be Robber, Police Say It Looks Like Roseanne
6	6 Vote	Watch Adam Savage Build a Cat Tree

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