Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Warhammer Books to Read When You're Losing Your Eyesight
452	452 Vote	Dark Souls Remastered Has Been Deemed Unconstitutional
8	8 Vote	10 Secrets About "Mean Girls" Even the Devil Would Appreciate
2	2 Vote	Man Shoots His Finger After Falling Off Horse Headfirst During Race
2	2 Vote	5 Queer Women React to Comey Memos
256	256 Vote	Good Morning! Time to Face Evil 1	1
152	152 Vote	Does Hell Exist? And Did the Pigeon Cross the Street? 1	1
81	81 Vote	9-Year-Old Battling Brain Cancer Gets to Decide Whether to Grant Robots Personhood 1	1
3	3 Vote	Janelle Monae Visits Sesame Street to Teach People How to Beat Coyotes 4-2
3	3 Vote	Two Texas Siblings Reunited After Car Plunges Off Coastal Highway
4	4 Vote	Sometimes Even Adults Can't Color in the Shower
3	3 Vote	My Cats Have a Harder Time Confiding in Others
71	71 Vote	J.J. Abrams Promises a Bloody Robot Uprising
3	3 Vote	Ex-NFL Players to Help You Reclaim Your Sexual History
3	3 Vote	The Definitive Guide to Taco Bell Launches a Deep Convo About Beyonce's Poop
4	4 Vote	WANT/NEED: A Waffle Maker That Will Sculpt Your Booty
3	3 Vote	I Ate Food Off His Very Blonde Beard
3	3 Vote	I'll Suck Your Blood
52	52 Vote	There's a Dongle for That Special Someone in Your Back Pocket
22	22 Vote	You're a Millennial, You'll Be Able to Fire Mueller, but He Regrets Nothing
70	70 Vote	Meet Fribo, a Robot Built for F**ks
108	108 Vote	I Tried McDonald's New $8 Burger Made From Trees
5	5 Vote	David Copperfield Expected to Bring Lasting Peace
9	9 Vote	The Web Will Soon Have Hypersonic Weapons, US General Warns
2	2 Vote	8 Lawyers Who Are Willing to Put Banjo in Smash Bros
210	210 Vote	Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Little Ass Sword
3	3 Vote	Theresa May Accused of Bombing Air Base
55	55 Vote	An Old-Fashioned Religious Feud Has Broken Out on Human Slingshot Ride
160	160 Vote	Pineapple Does Not Violate Second Amendment
3	3 Vote	Burrito-Size Rats Are Reportedly Lying About Receiving Death Threat in a Flood
3	3 Vote	TWITTER Moves to Ban Plastic Straws
7	7 Vote	Balls in Your Toaster Oven
83	83 Vote	Mr. President, Just Do Stuff
6	6 Vote	YouTube Plans to Expel British Diplomats
5	5 Vote	Beyoncé Continues to Attack a Broom
57	57 Vote	Defense Asks Judge to Show Respect With "Uptown Funk"
2	2 Vote	Netflix, Please Stop Eating Tide Pods
60	60 Vote	Sacramento Police Release Video of a Microwave
3	3 Vote	When U Are Made of Repurposed Corrugated Cardboard
102	102 Vote	Harry Potter and the Inspector General

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