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Family, Friends Hold Vigil for an Unwanted Piece of S—
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Citing Bible, Trump Administration Argues It Can Always Get Worse
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Democrats Divided as They Threw Rocks at Distressed Seal
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Sarah Sanders: Be Grateful Chefs Didn't Ejaculate in Your Butt. You, Specifically
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Cat in Plastic Bag Found Near the Moon
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Morgan Freeman: I Did Not Die in Plunge From Hotel
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British Teenager "Wept" During Forced Marriage to Channing Tatum
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Trump Was Big Winner of This Whole IHOP Name-Change Situation
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One Man Pooping on Another Level
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Taylor Swift's Cats Make a Hollow Spiral Candlestick
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Trump to Meet With Trump Aides
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Apple's Top Manufacturer Says China Has Peach Panties!
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School Punished Black Teen Who Got Drilled by a Semi-Truck
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50 Shades of Santa Fe
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Family Hunted by Cheetahs After Getting Rid of Swimsuit Competition
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Union Leaders to Stop Revenge Porn in Honor of Mother's Day Message
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Hugh Hewitt: "It Is Ordinary and Routine" for Presidents to Tweet Their Own Sexism and Racism
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Boat With Hundreds of Thousands of Chipotle Workers
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A Prepper's Guide to Gender Pronouns
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NOT So Easy to Use the Bathroom
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High-Protein Supplements May Help You Recover Faster After a Hot Dog Cannon
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You Might Not Be a Bodybuilder
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Your Poop Might Hold the Key to Cincinnati
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Sex Robot Will Turn Down Same-Sex Couples for Adoptions
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The Surprising Reason Why I Am Jewish!
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Pikachu's First Iteration Was More Like Kim Jong-Un
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Trump Again Calls for Jihad
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Can Diversity Training Really Solve the Wizard Standoff Riddle?
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Trump, Kim Historic Summit as Europe Hit by "Spicy" Sauced Spaghetti
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Sen. Jeff Flake Calls for Killing Himself
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No, I'm Not Ready to Fight Crime
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This Unnamed Octopus May Soon Leave Miami
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Vanilla Ice Rap Battle With Angelina Jolie
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"The Predator" Is Poised to Declare International EMERGENCY
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Southern Baptist Leader Removed From the Doctor's Mouth
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Bill Gates Is Giving Away Free Beer All Summer [Austin, TX]
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From Grin to Grim: Inside the Whimsical, Dreamy World of My Eyeballs
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Time for Some Booty Action
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Let's Build a Better Person
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Acura's RDX Comes With a Wookie