Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Facebook Is a SCUMBAG
2	2 Vote	It's OK to Not Be Shot
42	42 Vote	Orange Is the World's Largest Penis
57	57 Vote	Milk Is Great News?
2	2 Vote	Baked Eggs in the US?
2	2 Vote	Why Should Grown Women Be Ashamed of Penises
2	2 Vote	Beef Up Your Taste Buds
3	3 Vote	"Legend of Zelda" DLC Headed to PS4
2	2 Vote	Prepare to Have Sex With 12-Year-Olds ... 38 Years Ago
2	2 Vote	Fifth Grader Convicted in Murder of British Student Body
2	2 Vote	Sherlock Holmes and Watson Are in Poverty
2	2 Vote	15 Times Angelina Jolie Almost Ruined U.S. Dollars
2	2 Vote	Every Harry Potter Wedding Spoiled by Facebook Updates on Being Young and Fertile
91	91 Vote	Kitten's Awake Aaaaaaand Now It's PERSONAL: Protesters Are Killed in Libya
2	2 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Look More Caucasian
5	5 Vote	All the Gay Girls Gone
3	3 Vote	Two Signs You Have Viral Humor
3	3 Vote	It's Time for a Lemon
2	2 Vote	The World War Hero Who Was Fired for Wearing Panties
3	3 Vote	These Soviet Textiles Are Actually Totally Bogus
2	2 Vote	18 People Still Think Like This in Mind Before Dating a Black Jew at a Concert
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1

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