Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

27	27 Vote	One-Armed Teen Born With No Limbs
31	31 Vote	George Zimmerman Fails to Pee on Me ... I'm a Lesbian!
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
133	133 Vote	13.7 Billion Years in Prison
243	243 Vote	This Is One Stupid Asshole
346	346 Vote	How to Destroy the EVERYTHING
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
210	210 Vote	How to Avoid Being Eaten 2	2
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party