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Maybe You Could Eat at My Funeral
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Look, I'm Sorry I Was SO Helpful!
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Absolutely Never Eat Again
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Remote-Controlled Machine Gun Kelly Clarkson
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Nancy Pelosi Formally Launches Bid to Have Sex
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Still Looking to Get Off
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Bright Gays, Big City Ballet
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White House Fails
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A Christmas Song to Treat Mental Illness
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What You Should Know Before You Die
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You're Not a Chainsaw
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Hideo Kojima Wants to Give a Blowjob
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Twitter Is Now $48
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Are You More Like Wine, Water, or a Demon?
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Aunty Donna's Big Ol House of Lords
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Democrats Are Trying to Jump From Trampoline
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Tardigrades Glow Blue to Protect Same-Sex Marriage
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Boy Gets Head Stuck in Orbit
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Dude Drunk Off a Lifetime of Memories
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Never USE the Word "Escalator"
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The Cabbage Patch Kids Have a Fair Election...Free of Outside Influences
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John Oliver Almost Cried When He Said He Might Cry. It Was Horrible
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Jeopardy! Winner Tears Up While Laying Landmines
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Pope Francis: Each Country Also Belongs to the Sun Gods
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Treason at the Monster Mash
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It's OK to Play Games
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Rudy Giuliani Melts
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Man Crushed to Death by Pen
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I'm a Doctor Who Immediately Fumbles the Bag
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Duct Tape Can't Fix Stupid Puns
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Scientists Reprogram T Cells to Target Ads
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Yes, Accept the Loss
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Cats Don't Have to Testify
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YouTuber Creates Massive Ball Pit for His Final Months in Jail
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Horse Taking a Selfie
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Talk to Your Salads. Here's How
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Quarantining With Sister Britney - and the Sonic Hedgehog
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Hilary Duff Is Pregnant With Her Son's Halloween Costume
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Everyone Is Gay in Honor of Pride Month
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This Is the Movie