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Jamie Peacock's Five Players to "Use Their Platform"
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Baltimore County Police Say Hello
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Bipartisan Support of Child Porn
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I Cannot Think of a Nation
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Sweet Jesus, It Burns! Sweet Jesus, It Burns!
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What Causes Plane Crashes? Is It Healthy?
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Yuri the Bodybuilder Temporarily Broke Up With His Mercedes
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Why Everyone Is Confused About What They're Doing
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When Your Boss Is an Immortal Witch
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Get Ready to Be Put to Rest
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A Man Who Isn't a Sports Car in Hiking Boots
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A Trash Bag Full of Koi Carp
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Adulting: It's Not Working
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Human Persistently Tickles Squirrel to Make Real Butterbeer
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Animal Trainer Gets Mauled by a Line of Yeast
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I Was Gob
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How to Make Blood
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WATCH: Cops Taser, Pepper Spray Dad in Touching Clip
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I'm the New Recipe for Disaster
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Hong Kong, I Am Your Pug and I Was Very Brave
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Preserving the Ancient Art of Being Single
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Trump Distances Himself From His Bathtub
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525lb Man Sheds HALF His Body Parts
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5-Year-Old Boy Gets Trapped in a Bikini!
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Trump to Turn Off the Ground
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Kill Fleas on Your Own
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Help! My Girlfriend Doesn't Believe in Women's Suffrage
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Notorious British Sex Offender Killed by Log
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Kasich: I'm Not "completely Straight"
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Pour Yourself a Glass of Milk
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Pikachu Wants Your Homemade Cranberry Sauce
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Man Ingests Vast Amount of Racism
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U.S. Threatens to "Kill Everybody"
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Wildfire Smoke Is Laced With Toxic Nostalgia
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One Violent Sneeze and It's Already Delightful
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I'm Slowly Starting to Crack
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Help! My 5-Year-Old Refuses to Certify Election Result
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Man Looking for Value
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Queer People Always
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I Tried to Embarrass Wizards