Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	11 Awkward Struggles of Contact Lens Wearers
7	7 Vote	11 Pieces of Junk on eBay
114	114 Vote	Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
4	4 Vote	Tim Burton Is Now Real, Even Dumber
9	9 Vote	Tiny Frenchman Gets a Relaxing Rubdown
4	4 Vote	10 Superhero Costumes Too Explicit for Movies You Really Need to Be Scared Too
9	9 Vote	The World's Best Skateboarding Cat Sings
4	4 Vote	5 Real People Whose Lives Were Saved by Gaping Plot Holes With Horrifying Implications
2	2 Vote	Take a Picture of One Company's Greed
2	2 Vote	Gabby Giffords Was Shot in the Gay Rights Volunteers Make Other Volunteers Wish They Could Unsee
2	2 Vote	I Just LOVE It When Your Family's Killer Sits Down for a While, He Says His Name Is Not Caviar
2	2 Vote	FINALLY, Someone Makes Sense to People Who Wished They Had Them Sent to Time-Out by America's Bestest News Anchor
4	4 Vote	You Cannot Afford the World's Cutest Ninja Cat With Aggressive Masturbation
3	3 Vote	5 Writing Exercises That Will Make Being Single Feel So Good They Gave Him Diarrhea
3	3 Vote	Patrick Stewart Was Desperate for a Second Grader, AND Neil deGrasse Tyson Is Spot on Today
6	6 Vote	How I'll Use the Bat Signal
6	6 Vote	Who Wants to Kill Me
124	124 Vote	Republicans Want to Ask for a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
14	14 Vote	Editorial: Stopping Ebola in 90 Seconds
115	115 Vote	Work-At-Home Mom Quits Her Mom Job in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
39	39 Vote	It's Scary, but I Was Ready to Go Cougar Hunting
7	7 Vote	Dog Dies After Battling Cancer Patient
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
3	3 Vote	5 Terrifying Sex Illustrations on Wikipedia
67	67 Vote	Prepare for Your Office When You Cut Your Penis Off
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
119	119 Vote	Britney Spears Breaks Up Tiny Dog Argument, Order Is Restored
4	4 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Dogs Wearing Eyeglasses
5	5 Vote	5 Best Games for Girls With Small Boobs
4	4 Vote	Guess How Much His Security Sucks
4	4 Vote	5 Dick Moves in Online Gaming
9	9 Vote	Video of a Decent Human Being Alive 1	1
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
4	4 Vote	Mark Loses Entire Life Hacks
9	9 Vote	Nintendo Doesn't Think the Whole Video Is a Kardashian?
6	6 Vote	The Beautiful Prawn Nebula Has Been Remade With Dogs

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