Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

71	71 Vote	Priest Attacked by Nature
9	9 Vote	GOOD Dads Let You Indulge in "religious Bigotry"
145	145 Vote	Nearly 180,000 Students Won't Have to Merge With Machines to Overcome Their "Existential Threat" 1	1
7	7 Vote	WTF Is a Complete Failure
6	6 Vote	Replay – Hey You, Yeah You. Wake Up. You're Fired
47	47 Vote	What Frieza Does During His Senate Run
6	6 Vote	God's Name Will Not Support a Wall 1	1
148	148 Vote	Seven-Year-Old Calls 911 to Save This Nation 1	1
7	7 Vote	6 Cookies That Are Offensive to People and Nobody Cares
349	349 Vote	I Feel F**king Great! I Should Kill Myself 1	1
125	125 Vote	The Woman Who Uses Asparagus to Predict the Future Is Female
162	162 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Apparently Lived With a Roomba That Creates DOOM Level Maps
95	95 Vote	Newborn Baby Found on Distant Asteroid
359	359 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Time to Die, Humans!
308	308 Vote	Republican Calls for More Racial Hatred
78	78 Vote	Looking for Some Drilling ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
9	9 Vote	Multi-Millionaire Crushed to Death at Dallas Strip Club 1	1
243	243 Vote	Tempted to Eat More Garbage
2	2 Vote	It's Been Scientifically Proven That People Actually Believe Kid Rock Is Now Available on Switch
4299	4299 Vote	Sex Has Been Cancelled 3	3
8263	8263 Vote	Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC 14	14
853	853 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 1	1
1995	1995 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 6	6
849	849 Vote	Only 90's Kids Will Die 1	1
788	788 Vote	Trump Expected to Destroy Trump 1	1
783	783 Vote	Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard 1	1
1892	1892 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 3	3
922	922 Vote	Dang You Got Two Boobs 3	3
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26

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