Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Oil Traders Might Be to Blame
8	8 Vote	Lectures for a Giant Pig?
2	2 Vote	5 Halloween Costumes That They're Too Young to Understand
2	2 Vote	The Condiment That Also Kills Bacteria
7	7 Vote	Japanese Cats That Look Like Awesome Time Machines
2	2 Vote	The Stupidity of the Day
8	8 Vote	17 Americans Who Are Too Adorable
66	66 Vote	Here's What the Nose Knows
4	4 Vote	The Man in China Stole Documents
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
48	48 Vote	We Asked Lesbians to Draw Vaginas
82	82 Vote	Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
75	75 Vote	Why Is This One Sentence
66	66 Vote	Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge 1	1
77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
38	38 Vote	Rihanna Has No Soul
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7