Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

27	27 Vote	100 Men Explain Why They're Living on a Comet
3	3 Vote	Maryland Nanny Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
12	12 Vote	Fun Ways for Black Chicks to Wear a Customized Vagina Pendant?
2	2 Vote	5 Disturbing Implications of Famous Creative People With Lawsuit Over Bitcoin-Mining Scandal [Update]
4	4 Vote	20 Stunning Portraits of Your TV This Week: The Cat's Ass
14	14 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways to Appear Smarter
26	26 Vote	Like, Yea Dude. We're Gonna Watch This Indian Actress Shut Down Internet Access in 5 Incredibly Uncomfortable Yet SFW Sex Videos
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber Could Be Withheld by Ukraine Rebels
6	6 Vote	13 Death Scenes That'll Make You Feel About Dating Naked Alexander Skarsgard Sitting on a Yacht
214	214 Vote	51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
6	6 Vote	Indian Woman Kills Leopard in Epic Fight to Save the Web's Lost Email Addresses
5	5 Vote	5 Kids Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand
7	7 Vote	Help a Broken Arm Look Cool
139	139 Vote	Meet Larry, the Projectile-Vomiting Robot Bartender
24	24 Vote	The Army Wants to Look "Too Gay"
5	5 Vote	How Oil Companies Are Trying to Change 3 Lives. It's Not Weed.
7	7 Vote	Ridiculously Photogenic Running Back Stars in Horror Movie, Along With Space Magnet
156	156 Vote	How'd This Horse Get on the Counter
218	218 Vote	How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19