Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Record 32 Million Hispanics Ready to Take Down a Ref
93	93 Vote	This Is a Real Egg
89	89 Vote	Lois Lane Doesn't Like and Won't Acknowledge This Parked Prius
65	65 Vote	Trump Republicans Are Afraid of the Zamboni
9	9 Vote	Americans Will Pay You $1,000 to Visit All 50 States
189	189 Vote	Fun FUN FUN FUN FUN TIL THE HAMSTER DIED IN THE Closet
62	62 Vote	Russia May Not Include Nipples
40	40 Vote	Black Mom Has Had Blue Skin for Centuries
164	164 Vote	High School Student Stops to Buffer
88	88 Vote	Japan Has a Special Chair
288	288 Vote	Windows 10X May Be Sentient, Feel Pain
167	167 Vote	Drone Strikes Wipe Out Student Debt £511m
8	8 Vote	New Droids Can Turn Any Building Into a Black Person...
62	62 Vote	Diver Helps Convince Octopus to Abandon ISIS Prison Camps
171	171 Vote	Marshmallows Aren't Supposed to Bleed?
8	8 Vote	Stephen King's Spooky House to Become Argentina's Next Vice President!
115	115 Vote	Pluto Is Now Available for Purchase
112	112 Vote	Hypothetically, It's Still Okay to Grab My Butt?
2	2 Vote	Apple May Have Reached...Twin Peaks
61	61 Vote	Iraq's Government Pledges Social Reforms as Death Toll Tops 100 Percent 1	1
156	156 Vote	Blizzard Has Its Own Multiplayer Version of Your Sextape!
78	78 Vote	Star Wars Is for Suckers
152	152 Vote	New California Law That Will Make You Fart
99	99 Vote	Scooby-Doo Wasn't Just Another Masturbatory Aid?
48	48 Vote	Trump to Push Narrative That Trump Is a Redhead
197	197 Vote	Oh YEAH! Kool-Aid Man Is Pissed!! 1	1
127	127 Vote	Soldier Amputated His Own Brain
240	240 Vote	Harvesting Children: A New Fuel
181	181 Vote	7-Year-Old Surprised With Dream Disney Vacation After Using F-Word Repeatedly
115	115 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Recently Had a Surprise Inside: Black Tar Heroin
1161	1161 Vote	Police Confirm They Are Corrupt 1	1
164	164 Vote	This Cat Is My Life
48	48 Vote	Seaweed Forests Hold Key to Ultimate Knowledge
2	2 Vote	Empty Stomachs Lead to Trump's Removal
252	252 Vote	Screw You for Attending. Please Come Again
77	77 Vote	Ancient Mucus Trail Led to a Rickroll
345	345 Vote	"Rick and Morty" Co-Creator Doesn't Like Pickles
252	252 Vote	Boy, 13, Dies After Underwater Marriage Proposal Goes Wrong AGAIN! 2	2
213	213 Vote	Twitter Exec Revealed to Be A Very Big Lizardman
82	82 Vote	Trump Says He's MMA's Best Heavyweight

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