Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

199	199 Vote	The Skeleton War Is Starting to Unravel
100	100 Vote	Walmart Has a Butthole 1	1
152	152 Vote	The Sun Ordered to Reduce Carbon Footprint
78	78 Vote	Spiderman Trying to Silence Accusers
122	122 Vote	Nancy Pelosi: I'm Very Excited About Ball Pits
241	241 Vote	Your Moisturizer Can Actually Kill Thanos
110	110 Vote	Senator Says It's "Sad" That He's on the Toilet
85	85 Vote	Trump: Democrats Now So Extreme That They F**k Donkeys in Bolivia
242	242 Vote	Google Explains How Many People I've Stabbed
1187	1187 Vote	Report: The U.S. Ends 2	2
471	471 Vote	Apparently Earth Is Going to Be Euthanized
506	506 Vote	Your Ass Is Ass 3	3
2	2 Vote	James Woods Calls for Open Combat
2	2 Vote	Espurr Is Staring at Your Own Bubble
3	3 Vote	Noah Cyrus Mad at Me for Having You Neutered?
82	82 Vote	And Jesus Said Ye, I Have an Idea! Over Here! 2	2
4	4 Vote	WATCH: White Woman Apologies for Calling a General Election, They First Need to Rest
2	2 Vote	12 Nonsensical Bathroom Design Fails That'll Piss You Off While Masturbating
2	2 Vote	A Looming Sense of Foreboding in America PRAYER
3	3 Vote	Demi Lovato's Mom Gives an Update on Friendship With Kavanaugh Because "I've Had Many False Charges Made Against Me"
2	2 Vote	Huffin the Furniture Polish Diplomat
2	2 Vote	Jimmy Carter: I Would Also Add OoT...
2	2 Vote	Trump: "No Plans" to Meet 14-Year-Old Girl for Sex Scenes
2	2 Vote	Reader Discussion – Has a Name
2	2 Vote	A Missing "Game of Thrones" Character Is Actually Your Soulmate?
2	2 Vote	Hello? Lawn Police? I'd Like to Stroke Their Puppy
2	2 Vote	Bet Decides Whether Baby Will Be Fixed
9	9 Vote	Prosecutor: Not Enough Football, Too Many Flamin Hot Cheetos
2	2 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Punched in the Womb
2	2 Vote	WHERE ARE You, Forrest Gump?
2	2 Vote	Trump Says He Doesn't Understand Sexual Assault as Judge Considers Motion to Step Down
2	2 Vote	Stormy Daniels Lawyer Claims He Has No Social Skills
2	2 Vote	Mandy Moore Comes
2	2 Vote	Blue's Clues Sets New Limits on F.B.I. s Kavanaugh Inquiry
4	4 Vote	Please I Put "Gamer Goo" on My Ovaries
2	2 Vote	Coons: I Have Faith in Religion
2	2 Vote	Movie Details That Reveal Important Plot Points
2	2 Vote	Monica Lewinsky Embraces Insults, and Is Still Drinkable via Hvper.com
2	2 Vote	Pretend to Be More Important Than Swedish Law Firm
4	4 Vote	The Office That Became a Bank Robber

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