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Prisoners Should Be Treated as Porn Extras
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Woman Dies in Hawaii After Falling Into a Toilet
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This Is How You Should Try Cooking Bacon in a Capitalist Society
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Man Died After Contracting "Severe" Illness
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How to Eat Your Mechanical Pencil
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A Conversation With My Body's Stretch Marks
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California's Massive Power Outages Could Put 500,000 Californians in the Netherlands
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Trump Administration Threatens to Cut His Hair
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Real Scientists Declare: There Is No Thanos
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I Lost the 1st Amendment
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Nap Time in Hollywood
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Scientists Are Working on an Alien K-Pop Sim
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Post-Surgery Taylor Swift Confirmed to Be More Accurate
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Pour Vinegar Into Your Smart Device
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I Always Knew God Was a Mistake
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Some Things Should Be Shot
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Why the Internet Was a Crime
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Pregnant Florida Mom Uses AR-15 to Kill You
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Welcome to My Fingers!
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God Is Now for Sale
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Can Trump Avoid Taxes by Moving to Mars
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Don't Question Us! Vanderbilt's Coach Gets Passionate About His Erection on "The View"
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The Surprising Reason Costco's Hot Dogs Only Cost Around $750,000
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Trump Is Asked if He's a Landlord
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Democracy Dies in Freak Accident
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Trump Ends Up Having to Wash Dishes Alone
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It's Been Two Years Since the Industrial Revolution
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Persistent Guy Humps His Way Into Healthcare
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I Could Use a Can of Spam
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A 10-Billion-Year History of Rickrolling
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Montana Is Blanketed in Almost Complete Darkness
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Elderly Chinese Man Protecting His Dog Allegedly Pissed All Over a Banana for Scale of Course
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Trump Stuns in Marie Antoinette-Inspired Halloween Costume
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Ikea's Founder Was a Dog
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Robot, Do What Congress Could Not: Obliterate Obamacare
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Don't Believe Everything You Need to Know
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Cambridge Graduate Drowned in a Cup of Cappuccino
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Here's How to Make America Disappear
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"FIFA" Esports League Reveals Changes to the Sun
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This Is a Real Egg