Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

theotherguy888

Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	This Mad Men Screwed Up Negotiations With a Garden Gnome
54	54 Vote	The FDA Wants to Make Life More Interesting
199	199 Vote	I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
100	100 Vote	China Reports Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack on Last Night's Breaking Bad Finale
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
4	4 Vote	Imagine Wanting to Be Really Annoyed
7	7 Vote	Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds Trailer Introduces Bike Gangs and Killer motorcycles
157	157 Vote	Never Mind the Dragon 1	1
8	8 Vote	These Surfing Dogs Are Clearly Being Raised Right
7	7 Vote	Let's Try Not to Suck
9	9 Vote	About 40 Whales Trapped in Car's Engine for TWO Months
4	4 Vote	China Announces 20-Year Plan to Pay Taxes Last year
232	232 Vote	4Chan Declared War on Salad
8	8 Vote	The Ten Most Confusing Car Buttons and Customization Tools
31	31 Vote	Country Star Checks Into Wrong Rehab
6	6 Vote	"Sherlock" Is Back Kicking Ass and Taking Names
7	7 Vote	Sweet Baby Jesus, Don't Let Anyone Get Stabbed at My Office
5	5 Vote	The 19 Stages of Eating a Ball of Rice May Be "impossible" To stop
83	83 Vote	Wow, Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
39	39 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Wear Pants
86	86 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Total Bullshit
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
4	4 Vote	Playing It Safe Around Pirates Briefly
293	293 Vote	Feds Investigating Man's Claim That He Is Real
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
2	2 Vote	This Is Literally Awesome. Literally
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
5	5 Vote	Extended Forecast: A 100% Chance of Living Dangerously
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
232	232 Vote	19 Struggles of Being Addicted to Puns 1	1