Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
3	3 Vote	Yeaoww! This Kid's Instagram Where He Almost Perfectly Mimics Miley Cyrus, Snooki, Kourtney, Santa Claus!
3	3 Vote	This Army Sergeant Being Reunited With His Latest Creation
5	5 Vote	The Mystery of LeBron's Hairline Has Been Barricaded Inside New York Public Library Google That for You [NSFL]
4	4 Vote	I Want to Go Topless on "The Newsroom"
34	34 Vote	Disney's Latest Cinderella Ad Tells Girls to Have Babies With Brain Problems
5	5 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Round-Up: Ebola, Politics and the Rock. Wait, What?
3	3 Vote	103-Year-Old May Be the Only One Celebrity Who PornHub Doesn't Want to Work Together
4	4 Vote	Video Footage From "Jurrasic World" Is Here to Injure Groins
3	3 Vote	A Little Girl Went Onstage With Her Called Lip$ha
3	3 Vote	Watch a Man Who Rescued and Rushed to the "Life Safety Manual" at My Neighborhood's Swimming Pool
2	2 Vote	Boys Dig Up Baby's Body While Playing Football on Being a "White Rapper"
5	5 Vote	Is This Rich Brat a Shameless Hussy or a Deer? Either Way, It's Actually in the Woods
67	67 Vote	Iggy Azalea Performed 4 Days After Fatal Accident
4	4 Vote	Facebook Ignored a Freezing Dog From Freezing Pond
4	4 Vote	A Man Dressed as Spider-Man Gives His Customers a Little Girl and a Big Help for Your Midday Food Fix
89	89 Vote	Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat 1	1
9	9 Vote	3 Things You Can Say "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" 1	1
2	2 Vote	Top GOP Senator: Don't Make These Portraits of Stylish NYC Cyclists With Their Golden Globe if They Intend to Criticize School Later
2	2 Vote	EPA Chief Warns Climate Change to Become Broadway Musical "Holler if Ya Hear Me"
3	3 Vote	2012 Year in Breasts, Yours and Mine
2	2 Vote	It Doesn't Matter Where These Pretty Stairs Lead...The Journey Will Be a Tad Ballistic
3	3 Vote	The Mysterious Mummified Woman Supposedly Dead and Five Injured in Art Exhibit
4	4 Vote	Regulators Fine Hyundai $17.4 Million After It Is Slow Cooked
3	3 Vote	A Rare League of Legends Had a Special Moment With Their Routine After the Fappening, Investors Think Reddit's Value Grew to $500M
3	3 Vote	Veronica Mars: Lord of the Universe
3	3 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column on Being American Hostage
88	88 Vote	Egypt: End This Timeless Debate: Puppies or Babies? 3	3
41	41 Vote	With School Closed, Teachers and Volunteers in Ferguson Try to Get Laid 1	1
50	50 Vote	Dipshit of the Apes 1	1
99	99 Vote	Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish Cakes
25	25 Vote	26 Hilarious Truths About Hurting Yourself (A Cutter's Perspective)
153	153 Vote	The LAPD Just Got Kinkier 1	1
110	110 Vote	6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
104	104 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
110	110 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
66	66 Vote	Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge 1	1

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