Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
103	103 Vote	Wasted Bro Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
495	495 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
129	129 Vote	Can You Even Lift, Bro Asks
48	48 Vote	Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Vagina
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
168	168 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
66	66 Vote	A Review of Your Penis
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
276	276 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
435	435 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida