Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Trump to Be Embarrassed
9	9 Vote	RELIGIOUS Service Attendance Tied to Wu-Tang Album
69	69 Vote	A Tourist's Global Guide to Taking a Shit at Work
7	7 Vote	Ted Cruz on Being Trump's VP: "It Ain't Me Babe"
7	7 Vote	HITMAN 4K Video Shows Tourists Jumping for Their Dong-Like Properties
6	6 Vote	The Trump Family Arrested
9	9 Vote	NASA Is Shutting Down for Full Minute
125	125 Vote	You Will Golf
6	6 Vote	Best Taco Ever Seen
5	5 Vote	I'm Not Sorry Guys
6	6 Vote	Tell That to My Breast Pump
5	5 Vote	Magikarp Doesn't Need to See You Again
330	330 Vote	OBAMA Using Federal Funds to Fuel His Vengeance
216	216 Vote	Now I Can Rest in Peace...Space Cowboy
187	187 Vote	A Toddler Accidentally Shoots Self in Groin, Police Say I Don't Care, Man 1	1
118	118 Vote	17 Bikinis That Prove God Exists
1894	1894 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 14	14
98	98 Vote	Checking in With Our Dicks Out 1	1
84	84 Vote	Trump Says He Killed Bin Laden
325	325 Vote	Report Says 6 Million Americans Intend to F**k Off
130	130 Vote	Obama in London Just Getting High Asf**k
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
1019	1019 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 15	15
537	537 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered That People Are Freaking Out
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3