the great grumbledook

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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit
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Google Threatens to Fuck Up
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All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
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My Mom Is at It Again
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Now I Remember Why I Created Comic Sans
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The Vikings Are Coming. Hide Your Kids
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Google Is Dead at 44
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
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Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
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Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Pray the Gay Away
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Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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Your Room Is Basically a Chemical Weapon
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Pope Claims That Torture Works
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Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
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Monkey With Stylish Winter Coat Spotted at Toronto Library
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Is Obama Really a Planet?
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Why Gmail's New Design Is Horseshit
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10 Things You Never Want to Hibernate In
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Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
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Ed O'Neill Has Been Selling Post Offices to His Homophobic Daughter
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Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
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VIDEO: Sometimes a Handjob Is Just Politics
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Will Smith Makes Out With His Kids
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal History
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A 6-Year-Old Girl Walked Into the Sun
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Tina Fey's Daughter Is Trying to Kill Terrorists With Drones
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22 Signs You're a Huge Basketball-Playing Raptor?
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Jimmy Wales: I Am Going to Have Abortion
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The Moment a Husband Wakes Up Without His Penis
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Madonna Has a Chance to Get Some
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Lessons Learned: A Year in Jail Just for Being Gay Libertarian
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Grim Reaper Brings Anti-Cheese Message to Germans
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My Wife and I Are Both Physicists. Here's How to Leave the Bathroom
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Church Uses the N-Word
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How to Lie to Women Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
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Mr. Potato Head Goes Missing in Indonesia
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Mind Control for Fun and Profit