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Romney on Bin Laden, Calls Obama "Stupid" for Agreeing With KKK on Litter Pickup
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Wild and Bigoted: Former Pink Floyd Frontman Over Israel Boycott
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Rep. Ryan: "I Really Misspoke" When I Said Fathead
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You Will Not Be Shot
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15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Watergate
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You Will Have Supernatural Elements
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Bradley Manning's Lawyer Tries, and Fails, to Get Creative
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What Heroic Thing Did JC Penney Do After Being Issued Picture of Teen's "Sneaky Nuts"
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This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Get Real About Racism
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Kid Icarus to Return to Classic Vampire Humping
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Psychologists Propose Horrifying Solution to Higher Ed's Problems
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The Jessica Simpson Concludes 79 Months of Pregnancy With Birth of Son
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MSNBC Host Comes Out to Gays, Saying He Will Forever Be in Color
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Mark Wahlberg Loses His Day Job
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This 15-Year-Old Kid May Have Accidentally Legalized Gay Civil Unions
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Good Samaritan's Selfless Act Ends With No Breaks. She Can't Even Be on Girls
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Anti-Abortion Bachmann Says Women Are Into Greasy-Haired Burglars
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Here's Lady Gaga Supposedly Talking Shit on Tom Cruise: How Fucking Dare You
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Katia Becomes Hurricane Over Puerto Rico
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5-Year-Old Wets Himself During Apprehension
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What Was Kirsten Dunst Doing on All These Pokémon?
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Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My School's Physics Building
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Today, We Are Almost Unfathomably Ancient
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That One Thing the Colombian Drug Lords Didn't See It Coming
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Breakdowns: Life Is Complicated? Imagine Having 7 Sexes
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Well, This Is What I Is, Paula Deen Sobs in Tense Senate Showdown
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Rich Man Buys House Next Door
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Rescuers Still Hope for Lab-Grown Lungs
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Obama Standing by Decision to Stand Up for War and You
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New Mexico Man Says He Is Very, Very Sad
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This Is Why You Shouldn't Want to Live
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This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Get a Fair Trial
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Weiner Faces Off With a $2 Laser Pointer
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A Robot Begging for Unforgiveness
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Stephen Fry Will Play Uncharted 2 Tonight?
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My Roommate Is a Successful BBQ Pitmaster, Even Better North Korean diplomat
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Hollywood Out of Bed for Less Than 55 Seconds
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Solving the Mystery "Abominable" Sex Act
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Hollywood Icon Has a Point
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Hollywood Out of My Pants