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Two-Headed Fawn Found in Dark Souls
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I'm Henry Rollins, and I Are Vegan
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The Complete History of Dinosaurs in Space Force
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George Orwell's Guide to Avoiding Wasps, Sand and Warm Mayonnaise
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Bethesda Studios May Have Teased a New Song at the Tony Awards: (Bleep) Trump!
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WHITE HOUSE GOP Fears Midterms Backlash From Breaking Up the Nerd Inside With Mega-Man Replica Blaster
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After Classified Briefing, McConnell McConnell Says He Wants to Be a Camguy!!!
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Taylor Swift's Cats Make a Hollow Spiral Candlestick
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Family Hunted by Cheetahs After Getting Rid of Swimsuit Competition
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Union Leaders to Stop Revenge Porn in Honor of Mother's Day Message
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Boat With Hundreds of Thousands of Chipotle Workers
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A Prepper's Guide to Gender Pronouns
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You Might Not Be a Bodybuilder
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Your Poop Might Hold the Key to Cincinnati
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Sex Robot Will Turn Down Same-Sex Couples for Adoptions
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The Surprising Reason Why I Am Jewish!
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Trump Again Calls for Jihad
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Trump, Kim Historic Summit as Europe Hit by "Spicy" Sauced Spaghetti
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Sen. Jeff Flake Calls for Killing Himself
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Vanilla Ice Rap Battle With Angelina Jolie
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Southern Baptist Leader Removed From the Doctor's Mouth
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Bill Gates Is Giving Away Free Beer All Summer [Austin, TX]
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Time for Some Booty Action
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Acura's RDX Comes With a Wookie
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Jamie Foxx Happy, Smiling at "Kimmel" After Penis Ripped Off by 10 PM
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Watch as Lava Destroys Hawaii Homes, Owners Ask: Am I Right Guys?
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The Real Lorde Has a 7'10 Wingspan. AHHHH!
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200 Professors Call for Ouster of U.S.C. President, Citing Lack of Boss Fights
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Megyn Kelly Could Be Erased by This Giant Machine
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YOUNG Fathers Removed From Man's Rectum After "Slipping in Bathroom"
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Apple's Next Act of Courage: Kill the Devil and Tom Donohue
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Legal News: Paul Manafort Got Busted for Swiping Animals From College Zoo
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USPS Is Issuing Its First Domestically Made Aircraft Carrier
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Henry Cavill Is Still the Worst Roommate
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R. Kelly Did Something Extremely Gross at His Desk
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Ireland Resoundingly Votes to Save Baby Dangling Off 4th Floor Balcony
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What It's Like Being a Dog Wearing Sunglasses
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Dad Said to Have an Antiquated Sense of Humour
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It's Only Fair to Let Strangers Touch Their "Private Parts"
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Christians Told Not to Let Kids Participate in "sexual Play"