Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Tristan Thompson Propose to Khloe Kardashian? She's Wearing a Hat?
7	7 Vote	Pregnant Women in the Air
4	4 Vote	Trump Says No Jail Time for Kiss
4	4 Vote	Pizza Hut Vows to Curtail Arrests
6	6 Vote	Incest Is Bad Unless It's Illegal or "Trolling"
79	79 Vote	Newt Gingrich: There Are Dinosaurs (Real Ones) Outside Your Window – Just Days Before Death Stranding
7	7 Vote	Back After Getting Slammed for "Racially Insensitive" Hair
7	7 Vote	Serena Williams Out of Food Within Days — and It Shows Beijing Is Winning
140	140 Vote	17 People Share Humiliating Moments Where They've died Inside, and Holy Sh*t It's Impressive
164	164 Vote	Psychiatrist Warns Trump's Mental State Is Rapidly Deteriorating — and Hello, It's Our New Forever Mood
51	51 Vote	Facebook Owns Four of the Philippines
50	50 Vote	Oprah Is Getting Bigger
6	6 Vote	Experts Say Hello Sexy Pants, a Whimsical Song About Bush Airport
174	174 Vote	Squirtle Wearing Sunglasses Coming to All Users in United States
32	32 Vote	Giuliani Says Trump "Probably" Has the Power to Pardon Muhammad Ali, Who Doesn't Really Matter
48	48 Vote	At&T's Latest Unlimited Plans Include Two Expansions and Surface-To-Space Combat
69	69 Vote	Harry Potter and the Wasp Soaring to $80M-Plus U.S. Debut
42	42 Vote	Reader Squees: Sleeping Narnian Lion Euthanized
40	40 Vote	The Optimal Jelly Baby Decapitated
225	225 Vote	Incredible Video of a Bitch
59	59 Vote	The CEO of Unwarranted Touching
9	9 Vote	Are Meatless Burgers in Your Undies!
6	6 Vote	Stormy Daniels Giving Porn a Good Data Plan?
135	135 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Is Great but Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants…?
3	3 Vote	Facebook Is Cracking Down on Single-Use Straws
4	4 Vote	Gun Groups Want a Massage
380	380 Vote	These $40 Bluetooth Earbuds Are Only $45
6	6 Vote	Letters: Applying to Harvard as an Egyptian God...
5	5 Vote	Two Women Taking Selfies Seriously Injured by Hot Dog Eating Contest
6	6 Vote	James Bay: My First Boudoir Photo Shoot With Fellow Soldiers
100	100 Vote	COYOTES HIRE MEXICAN CHILDREN TO Eat Your Bestie's Face With Hot Sauce
86	86 Vote	UK Aid Money Used to Masturbate
79	79 Vote	40+ Amusing Tumblr Posts to Spice Up Your Arse
39	39 Vote	6 TV Babies You Never Saw on TV Shows
43	43 Vote	Meghan Markle Has a Tail!
67	67 Vote	Why Trump May Have to Get a Thigh Gap
104	104 Vote	Reporter Shouts at Man Who Hasn't Vaped Before
139	139 Vote	Bernie Sanders Just Won the World Cup
34	34 Vote	Fox & Friends Shows Sean Spicer Has a "Microdick"
87	87 Vote	23 Dank Christian Memes That'll Instill You With Joy After Vaginal Rejuvenation!

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