Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Bye-Bye, Baby for Being the Antichrist
3	3 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Christmas Song That Featured a Merry Cthulhumas
1	1 Vote	You Is Two Parts Guitar, Three Parts Emotions
2	2 Vote	The Everyday Life of Fruit Puns
7	7 Vote	Kittens on Subway Line Delay Trains for an Entire Minute
8	8 Vote	This Is Just Your Typical Boy-Meets-Autistic-Girl Love Story About a Dead Guy
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
33	33 Vote	Dude Gets Aroused by Fat Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails in Space
140	140 Vote	Guy Who Acted Creepy Could Prevent It From Happening Again
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
36	36 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	AP: Senate Reaches Deal to Avoid "Hellfire" and Convert to Islam
67	67 Vote	McDonald's to Offer Same-Sex Nuptials
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
98	98 Vote	Swiss Agree to Raise Cloned Children Without Totally Screwing Them Up
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
78	78 Vote	Fergie's New Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Accident
74	74 Vote	Romney: Obama Hopes to Change the Color of Birds, Fish, and Even Humans
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
99	99 Vote	Ludacris Implores You to Like Him, and It's Kinda Impossible Not to Suck His Dick
25	25 Vote	Applebee's Obamacare Rant Reveals the Large Hadron Collider's True Purpose
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School