Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

57	57 Vote	The 5 Best Performances From the World's Biggest Penis
9	9 Vote	Try to Kill the People Who Are Left-Handed
35	35 Vote	Why I'd Like to Die
6	6 Vote	20 Celebs Who Came Out in July of 1969
7	7 Vote	EPA to Employees: Stop Pooping in Our Galaxy?
54	54 Vote	The FDA Wants to Make Life More Interesting
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
88	88 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Made a GIF-Themed Commercial and It Saves Lives. Heck Yeah!
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
30	30 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Her Fucked-Up Arm
6	6 Vote	This Burrito Vending Machine Is Perhaps the Height of Human Rights?
3	3 Vote	14 Jaw-Droppingly Gorgeous Celebrity Portraits With Food
2	2 Vote	Because Sometimes You Lose
8	8 Vote	No Cameras Allowed at the Urinal
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
45	45 Vote	Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
18	18 Vote	NSFW: Photos of Past Thanksgiving Day Parades
4	4 Vote	Stop Pouring Salt Directly Into Your Old-Lady Hands
2	2 Vote	How to Not Save a Kidnapped 5-Year-Old
50	50 Vote	Help! My Couch Is Giving You Brain Damage
199	199 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Land Plane After Engine Explodes
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
260	260 Vote	Science Is a Real Thing
372	372 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Pencil
5	5 Vote	How Do You Irrationally Hate?
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
80	80 Vote	Noah's Ark Is an Enormous Failure
61	61 Vote	Horrific Footage of Ronald McDonald
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
72	72 Vote	Impressions of the Most Convenient Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2

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