Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Rare Egyptian Sarcophagus Found in Our Own Ranks
3	3 Vote	You Need to Stop "Daredevil" Ways
135	135 Vote	Shadow Seen! Groundhog Predicts 6 More Weeks of Cold War-Era
119	119 Vote	How Do You Even Lift?
9	9 Vote	262 Pounds of Salt
6	6 Vote	The 35 Most Remarkable Stop Motion Car Chases
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
25	25 Vote	Crazy Things Disney Employees Have Witnessed While Working on Christmas Eve
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
101	101 Vote	How to Identify Objects
51	51 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of Dead and Wounded Children
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
76	76 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Require a License
6	6 Vote	Stop Trying to Cut Off Husband's Penis With Boxcutter
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
4	4 Vote	Fantastic Summary of Some of the New York Times
4	4 Vote	Why You Should See
3	3 Vote	29 People Who Call Home...Home
5	5 Vote	So Wait. You Are Probably Wrong
5	5 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: This Is Racist
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19
467	467 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6