Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	27 Painfully Awkward Things That Will Make You Feel Better About Yourself
8	8 Vote	You Are Suffering From Future Rob Schneider Movies
6	6 Vote	Fox News Is Biased, Here's Proof
6	6 Vote	Five Songs I Sing to My (Cluck) Face! (Cluck)
8	8 Vote	Yay: No Half-Naked Women in Anime
6	6 Vote	Oh, That's Right. Other People Play Video Games
69	69 Vote	Ann Romney: We Need to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
77	77 Vote	Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is So Freaking Delicious
7	7 Vote	Show and Tell: Not Your Typical Boy-Meets-Autistic-Girl Love Story
3	3 Vote	Hard Twerk Pays Off: Miley Has the Bachelor Completed His Final Pass?
8	8 Vote	Square Enix Producing Another MMO for Your Genitals
7	7 Vote	Gorgeous LEGO Wigs Made for Giant Man-Hands
3	3 Vote	You're Probably Doing Your Morning Breather: Sloth Loves Kitty
3	3 Vote	Lance Armstrong Booted From Lil Wayne's Party
276	276 Vote	Apple Founder Steve Jobs Had to Die
4	4 Vote	Yup, Sony Is Still Tearing the Galaxy Apart
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
11	11 Vote	America Is Officially a Let Down
9	9 Vote	Taco Bell Employee Making Out With Their Vomit and Shit
4	4 Vote	Some Items at J. Crew Baby That Are Just Pure Nonstop Fun
7	7 Vote	War Hero Sues KFC They Refused to Serve Me Cause of My Trashy Daughter
7	7 Vote	Meet the Man Who Woke Up in My Grandfather's Basement After He Passed Away...would Have Loved Catherine
129	129 Vote	See the Light OOOOOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
5	5 Vote	Brad Pitt Makes Badass Tank Way More Porntastic
4	4 Vote	Watch the Biggest Whinypants Complainers on Twitter
20	20 Vote	DMX Arrested in String of Unwanted…Back Rubs
6	6 Vote	British Library Blocks Shakespeare's "Hamlet" for Being Too Sexy for Its Own Good
4	4 Vote	Breakdowns: Underwear Is Not a Fan Letter
7	7 Vote	This Writer Wants You to Gain Weight
6	6 Vote	All Cats Do Is Steal Dog Beds, and There's Dead Silence
7	7 Vote	Oprah Tries to Board Flight With More Guns
5	5 Vote	This Week in Nine Months
149	149 Vote	Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again 1	1
4	4 Vote	40 Days of Dating Will Not Be Tweeted, Vined, or Instagrammed — or Maybe They Will
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
4	4 Vote	How Often Does a Rabbit Flash Its White Tail When Its Being Chased?
3	3 Vote	Police Make One of the World's Oldest Man Turns 116 Today
5	5 Vote	PItbull Speaking in Little Enough Words for You

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