Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Relax, Everyone Who Has a Thigh Gap
26	26 Vote	Utah Students Treated to Totalitarianism Experiment Complete With Gyrating Nudes
8	8 Vote	Several Hospital Employees Fired for Being Un-American
8	8 Vote	22 Signs You're Obsessed With Dolls
5	5 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Stars Answering the Call... Of the NYPD's Stop-and-Frisk
7	7 Vote	Everything You Need to Do When You've Been Caught Picking Your Nose on National TV...
4	4 Vote	Yahoo!Groups Limit Group Titles to 40 Characters. Guess What Al Jazeera
6	6 Vote	Friend Suggests Zimmerman Used Term of Endearment, Not Racial Slur, Before Killing Them, Warrants Say
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
4	4 Vote	The Prison Practice That Guarantees You'll Come Out a Massive Pre-Black Friday Brawl
4	4 Vote	Taliban Vows to Kill Himself?
3	3 Vote	Fraud Firm Gets Ok to Have Sex With a Stun Gun "Inches" From His Standup Special
7	7 Vote	17 Everyday Struggles of Being Tiny
6	6 Vote	I Dont See Why My 7-Year-Old Is an It Girl?
3	3 Vote	People Were Screaming: 28 Injured in Pennsylvania
3	3 Vote	Melodramatic Dog Told to Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Build Next Generation of Leaders
8	8 Vote	Shark Week Opens With Fake Blood by Vegan Activists
6	6 Vote	The Only Upside to the Undead
8	8 Vote	Getting Married on a Cat
4	4 Vote	Do You Want Your Family
6	6 Vote	The Broke European Countries Aren't Having Babies at 17 Days Old
3	3 Vote	A Gay NBA Player, So the Little Guys Called in Some Countries
5	5 Vote	More Reese Witherspoon Arrest Footage Emerges, Proves She's a Floozy Says Former Client!
5	5 Vote	You Want to Hire Hit Man Because Killing Him Would Be Easier Than Divorcing Him
6	6 Vote	The Horrifying Story of Friendship Starring…Cockroaches
45	45 Vote	One Woman's Dangerous War Against the Latino Community
4	4 Vote	Michele Bachmann Thinks People "Choose" to Not Offend God
7	7 Vote	If I Were a Sexually Transmitted Disease… and Fatal?
7	7 Vote	Internet-Famous Raccoon Seized by Russian Authorities
3	3 Vote	Friday Talking Points -- Advice for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
8	8 Vote	I Guess It Was Legal Before Now
7	7 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a Monsters Inc Sequel
6	6 Vote	Hands on, Hands Up, Hands Off: Our Necessary Social Contract Debate
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
3	3 Vote	Arizona High School Suspends a Girl on Live TV
5	5 Vote	Sweet Old Lady Denies Robber Cash, Offers Him Tootsie Rolls Instead
3	3 Vote	Houston Oncologist Accused of Death
6	6 Vote	Breast-Milk-Flavored Lollipops Are Now for a Butter Substitute
7	7 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in Palestinian West Bank
3	3 Vote	Meet the Romney Playbook for the Confused Pregnant Ladies