Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1637	1637 Vote	Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex 17	17
855	855 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 13	13
598	598 Vote	Two-Year-Old Toddler Dies at 91 1	1
1997	1997 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 8	8
927	927 Vote	[NSFW] Here's Proof That Finland Might Not Exist 12	12
850	850 Vote	Only 90's Kids Will Die 12	12
789	789 Vote	Trump Expected to Destroy Trump 1	1
784	784 Vote	Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard 1	1
711	711 Vote	Will Millennials Survive the Millennials? 4	4
646	646 Vote	Ubisoft: Our VR Games Will Be "AWFUL"
1894	1894 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 14	14
1646	1646 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 14	14
924	924 Vote	Dang You Got Two Boobs 12	12
619	619 Vote	Rifle Capable of Wielding Katanas 2	2
1019	1019 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 15	15
670	670 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
661	661 Vote	Stop Trying to "Summon Demons" 2	2
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
5	5 Vote	A Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Like a Spaceship
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
8	8 Vote	Jeff Bezos Is a Furby
669	669 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
693	693 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
97	97 Vote	Boys With Sisters More Likely to Start Selling Fan Fiction
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
908	908 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 14	14
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
802	802 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 13	13
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2