Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1636	1636 Vote	Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex 5	5
853	853 Vote	Boy, 7, Died at Age 74 1	1
597	597 Vote	Two-Year-Old Toddler Dies at 91 1	1
1995	1995 Vote	Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested 6	6
925	925 Vote	[NSFW] Here's Proof That Finland Might Not Exist 1	1
849	849 Vote	Only 90's Kids Will Die 1	1
788	788 Vote	Trump Expected to Destroy Trump 1	1
783	783 Vote	Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard 1	1
710	710 Vote	Will Millennials Survive the Millennials? 4	4
646	646 Vote	Ubisoft: Our VR Games Will Be "AWFUL"
1892	1892 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 3	3
1644	1644 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 2	2
922	922 Vote	Dang You Got Two Boobs 3	3
619	619 Vote	Rifle Capable of Wielding Katanas 2	2
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
669	669 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
660	660 Vote	Stop Trying to "Summon Demons" 2	2
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
5	5 Vote	A Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Like a Spaceship
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
8	8 Vote	Jeff Bezos Is a Furby
668	668 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
692	692 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
97	97 Vote	Boys With Sisters More Likely to Start Selling Fan Fiction
690	690 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
800	800 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 1	1
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2