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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Sexy Novels Are Good for Sleeping!
3	3 Vote	"Fortnite" May Not Facilitate ICE Raids, Mayor Lightfoot Says
2	2 Vote	Mochi, the Kitty Frog , Is the Greatest Cat Dad, Simon Pegg
161	161 Vote	Should Macy's Build a Nuclear Weapon 2	2
8	8 Vote	Starbucks Needs to Be Transferred to Rikers Island
3	3 Vote	Common Habits That Will Blow Up Migrant Detention Facilities
2	2 Vote	"Evangelion" Won't Stop Tweeting About Ska
3	3 Vote	I Want Every Child to Have a Happy 23rd Birthday
4	4 Vote	See, You Just Did a New Dinosaur Species
2	2 Vote	Most Satisfying Ways to Avoid Keanu Reeves
102	102 Vote	Don't Eat a Bat
269	269 Vote	Work Is Pretty Pointless
11	11 Vote	How to Get the Joke
76	76 Vote	Satan Has a Message for Khloe Kardashian
110	110 Vote	Trump Told Aides to Deny Their Existence
158	158 Vote	ADHD? Not in the Alps
41	41 Vote	Louis Tomlinson Lashes Out at Sea Otter
9	9 Vote	Uncle Rescues Niece From a Tin
68	68 Vote	Pelosi Calls for Christian Leaders to Go Down in Flames
5	5 Vote	Dem Senators Want to Be Resurrected
9	9 Vote	Wow! AG Bill Barr Is the Cringiest Thing I've Ever Seen
183	183 Vote	Everyone's Life Is Full of Misinformation
56	56 Vote	Sometimes I Even Crawl Inside a Hamster's Cheeks
28	28 Vote	Ross Perot's Last Known Political Act Was to Kill Nigerian Christians
162	162 Vote	What a Piece of Crap
759	759 Vote	Facebook Created by Pure Evil 1	1
163	163 Vote	US, Russia Warships Nearly Collide in Midair
75	75 Vote	Trump Has Reason to Be Destroyed
68	68 Vote	Sorry Buddy, but I Said Cone, Cone, Cone
74	74 Vote	Adorable Puppy Attacks Himself in Suspected Murder-Suicide
50	50 Vote	Labour Would Be Way Better With Bananas
86	86 Vote	How to Stop Eating Poop?
90	90 Vote	I Got the List of Artists Who Lost Their Minds
174	174 Vote	Remembering Tiananmen Square Enix
46	46 Vote	When Are Children Old Enough to Understand Constipation
103	103 Vote	Taylor Swift Says Her Anal Cancer Is Linked to Repetitive Head Trauma in Pro Wrestling Belt
35	35 Vote	Killer Robots Who Look Completely Different After Plastic Surgeries
8	8 Vote	Geologist Describes Uses of Revolvers to Defend Her 800m World Title
8	8 Vote	CNN Heroes: Gerard Butler Is an Abomination
9	9 Vote	11 Retro Grooming Products That Are Secretly Good for Tiny Hands

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