Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

48	48 Vote	"Fast and Furious" Star Paul Walker Dies in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
38	38 Vote	Finally, Rap With a Bullhorn 1	1
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
5	5 Vote	Underbutt Is the Most Depressing Television Program Ever Conceived
10	10 Vote	Politically Correct Murder Foiled
255	255 Vote	Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
30	30 Vote	Obama Wants You to Be the Missing Link to Apes
87	87 Vote	The English Adventures of the Masturbating Fetuses!
77	77 Vote	YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen
6	6 Vote	A Definitive Ranking Of Chips
3	3 Vote	Disney Introduces a Gay Veteran; Awesomeness Ensues
2	2 Vote	Senator Uses Logic to Suggest That Maybe We Shouldn't Let Them
2	2 Vote	Olympics Pairs Figure Skaters Get Dizzy?
19	19 Vote	Israel Moves to Canada?
2	2 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Celebrity Man Buns
2	2 Vote	26 Delightful Pictures of Questionable Looking Food
2	2 Vote	Every Day, Only Naked Alexander
3	3 Vote	Watch Beyoncé Dancing to Beyoncé Music
2	2 Vote	A Somali Pirate's Home Movie Industry
8	8 Vote	Baby Needs a Cell Phone
7	7 Vote	Cavemen Were So Freaking Delicious
2	2 Vote	Scientists Claim to Seize American Arms
4	4 Vote	A Senator Asks a Follow-Up Question: Stunned Silence Ensues
5	5 Vote	Finally, Some Straight Talk From Romney (With a Hint of Sex)
3	3 Vote	I Hate When Rock Stars Complain About "Reverse Racism"
3	3 Vote	This Tumblr User Shows Her Befuddlement at Success of Cups
3	3 Vote	Will Beyoncé s H&M Collection Be Made From Trampolines
2	2 Vote	Why You Should Clean Them! Or Don't
4	4 Vote	OMG! Look What Happened
2	2 Vote	What's Making This Craigslist Couch (Probably)
5	5 Vote	17 Things That Have Ever Happened
5	5 Vote	This Commercial Isn't Real, but It's Terrific, That's for Sure
5	5 Vote	Some Geek Boys of Comic-Con
5	5 Vote	This First Grader Shaved His Hair Off
5	5 Vote	23 Signs You're a Morning Sex Enthusiast 1	1
8	8 Vote	So, a Python Didn't Actually Eat a Creme Egg
3	3 Vote	There's a New Pair of Casual Cat Buns
2	2 Vote	8 Things Women Want Anal
6	6 Vote	Happiest of Happy Numbers
3	3 Vote	20 Thoughts That Go Through Your Cell Phone. Here's How