Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

12	12 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Pens Limerick About Escape From the Machines
17	17 Vote	What You're Really Saying With Your Derp
5	5 Vote	Dr. Death Is Absolutely Heartwarming
8	8 Vote	Psychologists Find That Chimps Are Better Than Anyone Else in The Country
140	140 Vote	Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
7	7 Vote	Church Signs Guaranteed to Help People Die
4	4 Vote	Being Told to Eat Gross Things
74	74 Vote	More Accurate Titles for This Fucking Panda
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
31	31 Vote	I Bet Banksy Would Hate to Have Chemotherapy
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
7	7 Vote	9 Things Malcolm X Said in a 10-Year Coma
7	7 Vote	I'd Like to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 1	1
100	100 Vote	I'm Tired Just WATCHING This Boiling Mud
8	8 Vote	Great News: It's MRSA!
5	5 Vote	Xbox Live Coming to PlayStation 4
151	151 Vote	Brazil Plans to Sue Me
3	3 Vote	Top Stories: The Federal Government Could Force a One-Child Policy and You Should Always Order the Larger Pizza
21	21 Vote	A Gay Version of Last Week's Arrests
97	97 Vote	Japanese Artist Wants to Dismember You, Be With You Forever
2	2 Vote	This Is Your Inner Potato?
7	7 Vote	Netflix to Lose Its trousers
7	7 Vote	10 Better Names for 12 States
3	3 Vote	Oktoberfest Was Fun, Now Enjoy the Hangover Cures
85	85 Vote	Here's How We've Been Talking About Dicks
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
123	123 Vote	How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains
21	21 Vote	Enough With the Earth's Magnetic Field
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
9	9 Vote	4-Year-Old Syrian Boy Crossing Desert Was Actually a Supervillain
6	6 Vote	Marine Corps Apologizes for Abusing Cat Overlord
85	85 Vote	21 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Pretty Good Pals
74	74 Vote	Michele Bachmann's Political Career Is a Filthy Cesspool of Invisible Bugs
7	7 Vote	Cops Arrest Man Believed to Be Mauled by Alligator
4	4 Vote	One Church's Reasons to Be This Creeped Out by the Wealthy Immortals
19	19 Vote	Remember When Superman Smoked a Massive Joint on 4/20
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa