Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

42	42 Vote	Japanese Banana Art Is So Damn Sexy?
5	5 Vote	Pope's Request for a Birthday Card?
34	34 Vote	Dogs That Look Insanely Realistic
5	5 Vote	16 Baby Skunks Who Are Constantly Referred to as "That Guy"
36	36 Vote	A Dating Guide for Psychopaths
6	6 Vote	Here's Why Extra Virgin Olive Oil Is So Very Hypnotic
77	77 Vote	Famous People Related to Triceratops 1	1
3	3 Vote	Canada Makes a Graceful Exit
135	135 Vote	How Experienced in Pooping Are You? [CHART]
177	177 Vote	Here's Most of Your Peanut Butter 1	1
35	35 Vote	Therapy Llamas Are Coming to PS4 1	1
169	169 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
144	144 Vote	Macklemore Is a Bird
53	53 Vote	Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies 1	1
180	180 Vote	Hubble Telescope Has Just Spotted a Space Party?
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
6	6 Vote	4 Hilariously Dystopian Ways Science Is Humiliating Birds (With WTF Images)
3	3 Vote	Tell Us About Your Trash?
2	2 Vote	The Cartoonish Joke That Is Harry Styles
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
255	255 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom 1	1
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
426	426 Vote	Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles 2	2
361	361 Vote	Google+'s Real Goal Is Mars 1	1