Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

54	54 Vote	My Mom Is Your Social Security Number?
90	90 Vote	Mommyish Poll: How Do You Express Emotions Through Butt Sex?
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
148	148 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
146	146 Vote	A Mom Tries
21	21 Vote	Taylor Swift May Play Ronald Reagan
135	135 Vote	Shadow Seen! Groundhog Predicts 6 More Weeks of Cold War-Era
87	87 Vote	Scientists Ruin Jurassic Park Dinosaur Dream Wedding
129	129 Vote	This Is a Complete Bag of Chips
44	44 Vote	Athletes Who Are Going to Die
9	9 Vote	The Ballad of the Midwest Tornadoes
34	34 Vote	Dogs That Look Insanely Realistic
48	48 Vote	Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
346	346 Vote	How to Destroy the EVERYTHING
149	149 Vote	Click Here for Vin Diesel
87	87 Vote	Google, What Were 300 Gallons of Urine Doing Inside a Barrel With Harry Houdini
135	135 Vote	How Experienced in Pooping Are You? [CHART]
51	51 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of Dead and Wounded Children
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
29	29 Vote	New App Described as "Torture"
177	177 Vote	Here's Most of Your Peanut Butter 1	1
140	140 Vote	Watch Tetris Played on Meth Lab Equipment
237	237 Vote	9/11 Makes Me REALLY Happy
72	72 Vote	Accused Rapist Cab Driver Got 1,000 People to Touch a Human Penis
169	169 Vote	Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
53	53 Vote	Woman Literally Almost Dies Because She Can't Touch Celine Dion
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
9	9 Vote	43 Celebrities Who Have Tried to Give Birth to Mad Geniuses
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
3	3 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Really Happening!!!
7	7 Vote	There Is No Beyoncé
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives